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Sweden & Finland \m/ Once I was a regular dude. Then I was zapped into this current dystopian science fiction timeline. I hope this is a saner place than the other notorius "Asocial Media" service.
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To Norbert! ❤️

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

The administration is a perfect storm of dumb people who enjoy inflicting pain and are addicted to psychotic cruelty and quadrupling down. It ends in total ruin if you don't impeach him.

submitted 1 day ago • 1088 comments

after all the positive vibes we probably don't need a timeline cleanse today, but have a happy copycat anyway

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I like Bluesky better now. Interacting with Facebook-style Boomers a much more interesting experience than Twitter Nazis, who at this point can say nothing that surprises me anymore. These ResistanceBrenda265 accounts are a welcome change of pace.

submitted 5 days ago • 37 comments

🤣

submitted 4 days ago • 774 comments

The road to fascism is paved with bitches telling you “it’s not that serious”

submitted 3 days ago • 221 comments

😅

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Truth!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Finally *liberated* from a strong economy, record stock market, and historically low unemployment.

submitted 5 days ago • 680 comments

Meanwhile, on Heard Island…

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

submitted 5 days ago • 274 comments

Was explaining to David (11) the tariff stuff and what a tariff is and he was like “you mean like what started the revolutionary war?” And I was like; yes exactly.

submitted 5 days ago • 564 comments

love how everybody's like "why would a Russian asset crash the US economy?"

submitted 5 days ago • 217 comments

If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

submitted 9 days ago • 1981 comments

A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said: "Does that animal talk?" The parrot replied, "I don't know."

submitted 9 days ago • 59 comments

Trump threatens both Putin and Zelenskyy, and suddenly the drones stop flying A day after Trump’s tough words, Russia and Ukraine dramatically scale back their night drone attacks.

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

The CDC has literally been gutted today. There’s no need for “April Fools” when reality is a nightmare for every human on this planet. Thousand of scientists fired. Entire departments erased. 1/

submitted 7 days ago • 526 comments

Happy April Fools Day! Good luck to anybody trying to make up news more absurd than what we're living through.

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

This is Bambi. She loves flowers. Because just like her, they bring immense joy into the world while remaining impressively close to the ground. 12/10

submitted 8 days ago • 190 comments

🤙

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments