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đź‘Ť. I am Michael Jenkins but my dear chums refer to me as "mikejenk" a rather quaint colloquialism.
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FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

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Do we really need for them to fuck the country before people realize they do not have our best interest at heart?

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I miss the term "mad lad"

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Isn't weird that squid game has become one of the most overcomemercialized shows despite it's anti-capitalist message?

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Elon musk is trying to get is hooks in British politics too.

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I like my cheese drippy bruh

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Renee Zimmerman does that face. You know. The face.

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Recommend "Pantheon" on Netflix. Intriguing show.

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If I tell dad jokes, but I myself am not a father. Does that make me a faux pas?

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Up stroking my shit rn fr fr #upstrockingmyshitrnfrfr

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This is some pixel art I did when I was younger. The last few are a bit gorey because I was a teenager. I was thinking of doing more recently. #pixelart ig

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I heard that if you dress like an employee at MacDonalds they take you into basement where they keep the tribute to Ronald Macdonald and make you feed it happy meals

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I had a dream where I was seeing a rescreening of howls moving castle and the theatre was packed and I was late, I was trying to turn my phone, laptop and iPad off and I was really stressed because the film had started and then they stopped it and there was loads of people filming it to bootleg it.

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personally, i think one of life’s biggest mysteries is why the 4 Non Blondes song is called “What’s Up” when they clearly say “What’s Going On” repeatedly. this is why i never sleep.

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Shout out to the right wing people on the app. IDK why you're here

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