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michaelalvarez.bsky.social
Unapologetic bitch 📍Houston, TX
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Does anyone even use this app anymore

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Hi I got a digital camera

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Had the strangest date of my life tonight. He was super in to me, initiated everything, made out with me in his car, gave me his number, and then when I get home to text him I see that’s he’s blocked me everywhere. Wtf

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Vote for Selina 🐾 americasfavpet.com/2025/selina-...

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t answer phone calls from Houston if they don’t have a 713, 281, or 832 area code

submitted 151 days ago • 1 comment

I get so sad when I have to be away from my cat for more than a few hours….I miss her so much, the pain is palpable 😭😭😭 my sweet precious baby angel from heaven

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

New Year’s Eve being on a Tuesday is so ugly

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Physically don’t have it in me to do any work for the rest of the year

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Just had the worst bout of sleep paralysis I’ve ever had during my Christmas nap. Truly felt like I was dying. Anyway Merry Christmas to everyone!

submitted 163 days ago • 1 comment

My teenage brothers told me there was a fight in their school and I asked if they recorded it and put it on world star hip hop and they looked at me with the most confused look and asked, “what’s world star hip hop?” I’m old as FUCK apparently

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

If I were to become a drag queen wrestler, my name would be Erin Rock A Bitch

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Lana Del Rey is blonde and gone

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment

Once again, I have a strong and sudden urge to move to Chicago

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with RHOBH is that all of the side characters are more interesting and entertaining than the main cast. Like give me a show with Jennifer Tilly, Denise Richards, Camille Grammer, Kathy Hilton, and Kim Richards as the main cast

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone made an LPSG page for Luigi Mangione yet

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna jack his schlossberg

submitted 185 days ago • 2 comments

I miss when Lana was overweight and unpopular. She was so real back then

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

I have recently become entranced by the musical stylings of Ms. Linda Ronstadt

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Playing trance house music to calm my cat down on this car ride

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Could you leave please? You’re right in my eye line.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Ray of Light, Music, American Life, and Confessions are Madonna’s best albums

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment

She’s been so cuddly tonight 😭 #cats

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a huge void in the media landscape because of the demise of Joan Rivers and Wendy Williams. The pendulum has swung way too far in the other direction and everything on TV is now way too sanitized and schmaltzy. The people yearn for snarky divas skewering the rich and famous

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment

Speaking of BlueSky, have any of y’all seen BLUE SKY (1994) starring Jessica Lange and Tommy Lee Jones? Jessica won her 2nd Oscar for her performance in it

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment

I used to think that Rue McClanahan sang the theme song for The Golden Girls

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment

Had to inform one of my friends that Karen Carpenter is dead ☹️

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t wait to start getting Botox and other cosmetic procedures and then tell people that I’ve just been working out and drinking lemon water

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

I’m straight up disengaging and not reading the news for the next 4 years, sorry if that offends some of y’all but my mental health truly can’t take it

submitted 199 days ago • 3 comments

Just deactivated my twitter account 🥲 the end of an era but it had to happen

submitted 200 days ago • 1 comment

Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gautlier, darling NAMES NAMES NAMES!!!!!

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Shall we finish off the beluga or should we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things?

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Sharing my Halloween costume from last year for no reason at all

submitted 200 days ago • 1 comment

In other news, a Jack Schlossberg lookalike competition will be held in my bedroom this Saturday night - dm me to apply

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