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Ed Davey, I am begging you to smell blood in the water here…

I was so looking forward to the possibility of “asteroids are Hamas”

Hahaha what a deeply embarrassing man our ham-faced weasel of a prime minister is. Zero principles or beliefs beyond ‘kiss up, kick down’.

Palling about with Douglas Murray a few weeks ago, wasn’t he?

Very funny bit from a guy who was the only man in the race to become Labour leader, and has a cabinet that is like 90% white.

With doorsteps in tragic circumstances timing is everything… I dunno, you could always just not doorstep people at all in these circumstances, couldn’t you?

The Scum, being scum as usual

Keir Starmer deserves to be beaten mercilessly every single day of his miserable fucking life.

I wonder what is more natural, what makes more sense—people living in homes, or people working in offices? Perhaps the “hollowing out” of the city actually occurred decades ago, when the people were pushed out for cubicle space for industries which produce nothing of value.

What does it mean, if all of the most serious, damaging and heavily consequential scandals of the era are revealed to have been exactly the grimly cynical backstabbing, shenanigans and horseshit they looked like, and everyone denies it as one until long after admitting it has become meaningless.

The great shame of the NHS is that it was once in a healthy enough state to save Wes Streeting’s life.

“Morgan McSweeney, the prime minister’s chief of staff, has made it one of his top priorities to combat Reform’s appeal” Not by improving the material conditions of the horrible electorate, who Morgan and the gang despise, of course…

Liberals try not to alienate people who should be in the bag for you on polling day by being the most smug, condescending pricks alive challenge

In the immortal words of Dizzee Rascal: I’ve never seen a nonce so protected since Savile

Did I vote for this? No. Because they were so obviously a bunch of self-interested bullshit artists who wanted nothing beyond *their turn* to be the pigs at the trough.

*become the only person to ever lose the popular vote to Donald Trump* “She WASN’T unpopular!”

Your boy could’ve stopped the madness with a fucking phone call at any point in the past 15 months. Shut up.

Rachel Reeves is now taking the failure of her economic policies out on the sick and disabled. A desperate coward. I remember the days when we were called naive by people insistent Labour were only posturing right to win an election, and they’d do good things once in government. How is that going?

At least we got the tories out…

don’t shoot me but my contentious view is that it probably wasn’t a deliberate handball - despite obvious similarities - and we shouldn’t claim to *know* that it was one

I will not know peace until I see the people of Tottenham vote that craven, self-serving fucking embarrassment out of Parliament.

They’re going to shift leftwards once they’ve won power… any second now…

absolutely insane that every single chancellor trots out some version of this story at some point in their tenure to demonstrate that they’re qualified to handle the economy, when even *pretending* to believe these are relevant experiences should actually be *dis*qualifying

Sure, they may have done it countless times before, but who could’ve anticipated that Israel would immediately pull the rug on this?!

We must move forward not backward; upward not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards economic growth!

What if there were a band whose music was just ‘When Angelos plays a tune and reads the scores out over the top of it on Shooting Stars,’ and the people in the band were a pair of cunts? Blood on the 6 Music dads’ hands.

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Move Parliament to a depressing, early-90s office building in an outskirts-of-town business park with a dodgy ceiling grid and shit cladding on the outside. Make this a Wetherspoons.

Once again @timheidecker.bsky.social and @oncinema.bsky.social are ahead of the curve of the latest stupid shit. Nostradamus level geniuses.

What a flex

“I’m calling kangaroo court on this one”