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My name isn't Howard, he's just my hero gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk (spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
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God help me but I'm trying to steal the Fairy Flute from the Hilgigars boss

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

This is one of the things I used to talk about a lot. One of the characteristics of Whiteness is that it cannot be interrogated. It cannot be assigned traits. Whiteness and its works are treated as "default". Never part of a trend that can be identified. Especially if that trend is negative.

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

THIS POSTER FUCKING WHIPS

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

My two favorite things about Sinners 1) It's a musical! 2) The vampire plays by Selene Gallio rules where he absorbs the memories of everyone he turns

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Can't wait until I'm seventy-two and still singing the "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid" jingle

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I actually once tried to find out what people thought about this sketch and who wrote it and stumbled across a bunch of humorless scolds on the BroadwayWorld.com boards who hated it and thought it was a bad Minnelli impression but like, c'mon c'mon

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

when the internet finally be useful and tell me who actually wrote the sketch "Liza Minnelli Tries to Turn Off a Lamp"???

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

This thread reminds me of when I first heard the term "dad joke" and my immediate reaction is "that phrase makes no sense, dads don't tell jokes, they just quietly communicate that you're a disappointment and that their life is happier when you aren't around."

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

submitted 1 day ago • 1414 comments

I wanted (honestly needed) to see this, and I can’t be the only one. 💙

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

That bee died a hero's death

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Happy Father's Day, celebrate it as God intended by having sex with an older man

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Happy Father's Day to this classic of the genre

submitted 365 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Father's Day to Stephen Sondheim.

submitted 365 days ago • 0 comments

Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

submitted 2 days ago • 462 comments

"defund the police" was so obviously correct. I really don't care if it doesn't poll well. it's like telling me that I should stop saying I like vaccines if they stopped polling well.

submitted 2 days ago • 84 comments

States should be passing laws that make concealing one's identity while dressed as a police officer presumptive probable cause for an arrest for impersonating a police officer.

submitted 2 days ago • 44 comments

Look I know we're all going through a lot but I want you to know that I started a game of FF9 and successfully impressed 100 nobles and Queen Brahne

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ECHIDNAS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL THIS IS GREAT NEWS

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You will achieve a stunning amount of moral clarity if you internalize this extremely basic concept

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

why do bears love AI so much

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

It's 2025 how have we not moved past Michael Rapaport why does that horrible man still get work

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I don't personally care for tattoos but my god the things I would let this man do to me

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Madame Web was a delightful movie! It was a very DUMB movie but I enjoyed watching it and I enjoyed Dakota Johnson in it and I think she should have hit that man with a car a third time! Anyway #Justice4MadameWeb

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just finished watching the original run of Twin Peaks and my first reaction was "Motherfucker is that how that show ENDED?"

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Reposting this for no particular reason

submitted 221 days ago • 245 comments

Conservatives have been driven insane by fifty thousand different conspiracy theories looking for justifications for racism and wealth inequality whereas those on the left are much more likely to live in a shared reality based on science, history and observable facts

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

If you are shitting on communists rn you are a fascist collaborator and not to be taken seriously

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

Props to Alex Padilla for putting his skin in the game, Kristi Noem and her goons can go straight to hell

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Zohran Mamdani is one of those guys that makes me glad that Muslim women can't read minds because otherwise they'd be able to see all the filthy disgusting sex things I want to do to their husbands

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

is new york going to have a hot mayor???

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments