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Wait... That was Melania sitting next to him? I thought it was one of his lawyers. You know that she did it for his birthday, because there's not enough room on a check for all the zeros it would take for her to attend if it was just for the 250th anniversary of the Army.

I'm not going to say why, but I keep thinking about the Land Shark skits from the original Saturday Night Live crew this morning

First thing I thought. Hell, it's hard NOT to march in step if you're doing it for more than 100 feet or so.

Gulfport showed up today www.wlox.com/app/2025/06/...

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

I had plans to go to the protest in Gulfport, but my pancreas had other plans (got out of the hospital yesterday after having it drained for the 2nd time in 5 weeks). Speak truth to power today people.

F'Elon has come at trump with 1. I got you elected 2. You diddle young girls 3. You should be impeached Trump has responded with 1. You don't like me If that's all he can (or will) bring up against Leon, he's already lost and should step down now, because, whoo boy, it's only going to get worse

I haven't been keeping up with Coast politics this year so I don't know if Felix Gines losing is an upset or not. What I do know is that he sank his own political career, so I'm not surprised he lost. It was FO time

I’m officially running to be the Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee. These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment. Read my full letter to my colleagues here: crockett.house.gov/media/press-...

A woman who gets free government health care smiles while saying, "Well, we all are going to die," at the prospect of poor people and their children dying from lack of food and health care.

You know that if a restaurant looks like this, either the food is going to be good, or the place is on the verge of being shut down by health inspectors. Luckily, the food at Toast Gretna was great.

@kairyssdal.bsky.social better move over, because he now has company. Congressman Glenn Ivey becomes just the second person on my very short list of "people whose posts I read in their voice."

Hear me out: Boeing tears the plane down and then claims the DoD hasn't fulfilled the contract, and leaves it in the hangar to be used for spare parts until after trumps has passed

Race 1 ( #MonacoGP) of the Iron Butt challenge down. Watching some #PremierLeage bf Race 2( #Indy500) starts Then it's on to trying to watch Race 3 ( #Coke600) while also keeping track of 2 wrasslin' shows ( #NXTBattleground & #AEWDoubleOrNothing) Oh, a bit of women's softball Supers after Indy

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

Anyone who claims they can't find any sports to watch this weekend is a Russian spy.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

You can be into football and gaming and not right-wing politics.

F1 Monaco Practice > Monaco Qualification > Monaco GP (I hope by me putting it out there, it will cause the opposite) #F1 #MonacoGP

Please tell me that bsky.app/profile/hang... is really "Hangman" Adam Page's account, because it is incredible.

Well, this is unexpected. Be right back... Gotta check if monkeys are flying out of my butt

This is a story about disaster recovery in Kentucky, but you could copy-paste Mississippi in, and it wouldn't change a thing.

"His" country only exists in his mind and the other racists who think like him.

You usually don't hear about ICE going after White Europeans, and I wonder if he got arrested because he's from Denmark and trump is trying to steal Greenland from Denmark.

Aaaaawww... The VA remembered my birthday. Dude, if it's not one thing, it's another with me.

Life goals

power to the tail

Senator: “Secretary Noem, what does it mean that 'all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights?'" Secretary Noem: “That means that the Trump administration can treat people unequally, and deprive some people of their rights if we feel like it.”

I can't believe I'm up at 0100, watching a House Rules Committee hearing where the outcome is predetermined. And, yet, because of the Republicans, here I am.

Palate cleanser

If the admin really believes the Venezuelan government is using TdA to destablize the US, do you really think trump wouldn't have already okayed targeted strikes in Venezuela to take out leaders of the gang, and Pete *Hic*seth wouldn't have done a presser with the drone footage of the kill shot?