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Heading to a sports trivia night at my kids school tomorrow. You get bonus points for dressing up as a famous athlete and I'm pissed that my wife rejected my idea of us going as Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner.

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Playing Freebird after the USA scores a goal belongs in a museum

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Getting snowed in at home makes me reconsider my love of making fun of doomsday preppers. I mean I don't need an arsenal of weapons or 100 cans of green beans, but I sure could go for a new 30 pack of Busch Light right about now.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Big shoutout to the first person to figure out cooking meat

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

My Roman Empire is thinking about stuff like what it must have been like to have diarrhea in a snowstorm at night in the year 1247.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Went to happy hour with my boss for the first time tonight. After my second Irish car bomb I accidentally discovered I have a very strong opinion about my ability to spot fake videos on Instagram.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments