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Narrare humanum est. Storytelling is human.
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Tom Waits in Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula.

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Hoffen wir, dass die Union lieber ein weiteres Mal die SPD vor sich hertreibt als sich von der AfD treiben zu lassen.

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Listening to these #Nintendo nostalgia explosions, I suddenly wish that the #Switch2 will bring back StreetPass...

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The Justice League rosters get weirder every day.

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The Curry-Berry Paradox: Every Tim Curry impression sounds like every Matt Berry impression and vice versa, and yet the real Tim Curry and the real Matt Berry sound nothing alike.

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Hi you don’t have to post it. And you don’t have to re-post it. And you can think about the fact that Jewish people are gonna be traumatized every single time you make us see it over and over and over and over. You can just not post it.

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"You remember Super Mario Maker? Well, here's Super Metroid Maker in the Switch 2 launch line-up."

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So when God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit come together to form the Trinity-Voltron... Which one is the left arm?

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I haven't seen plagiarism this blatantly since Harry Potter Obama the Hedgehog 10.

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If you see this, post some cat art

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Nothing sucks the suspense out of noirish first-person-narration like adding the words "Dear diary" to the beginning of each chapter.

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If your kids loved Super Mario 3D World and want to play more games like that, check out the demo for The Smurfs: Dreams. My daughter liked it a lot. It's nowhere near as polished as 3D World, but it has a few cool ideas. And there truly aren't enough platformers in that vein around.

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I'm running out of time. Is there anyone in Ohio or West Virginia can take me in until hud housing and section 8 in either state kick in? I'm even working with people in both states to land me a job.

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That's got to be a euphemism for masturbation.

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So... When exactly is this "Red Mirage" supposed to go away?

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Reading Spider-Man books from the 90s makes me feel like I'm 14 again... Source: Amazing Spider-Man #392 by J.M. DeMatteis, Mark Bagley, Randy Emberlin and Bob Sharen. Copyright by Marvel Comics

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Styrofoamlica

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The Princess Bride, but every "As you wish" is replaced with "Yes, Mistress".

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What if the dinosaurs were made extinct... by vampires?

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Super important job interview today. I try not to be nervous, but I might just spontaneously vibrate through the floor.

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