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I'm a bookseller (also writer & former internet reviewer), but probably not the one you were expecting linktr.ee/michaeljgleason Formerly found on RT Gomer Productions & Manic Expression (He/Him)
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The girl I'm seeing is watching Doctor Who (Nu!Who) for the first time and is really excited about the next episode, about the 2012 Olympics. This is a canon event I cannot interfere.

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romantic trombone solo sheet music

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

submitted 14 hours ago • 64 comments

Every morning we wake up wondering if a Nazi who sweats cum and has the personality of a guy who was unanimously kicked out of his improv group has tried to destroy another government department while we were asleep.

submitted 17 hours ago • 32 comments

last 3 elections been like “hey im trump im not so truuuuump”

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Wanted to mention I'm having to replace all the outdoor cameras viewers just donated to help us set up because Wyze made a software change and now they're incompatible with the IP-based WebRTC video stream we were using. The only way to use the cameras is through their app and their subscription.

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

More money than anybody else on the planet and can't buy himself a $3 mini-bottle of fucking Visine.

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

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Staffing a comic store is like playing moneyball with neurodiversity.

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I hear it’s a long road, gettin’ from there to here.

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If I was allowed to make a Star Trek show, it would be about a band of Romulan pirates that slowly find themselves at the center of a movement to use the destruction of Romulus as a push to upend what remains of the empire and fight to form a republic. We've never really focused on the Romulans.

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Well that’s a mistrial, ok you gotta let Luigi go free

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Let me take this format for a spin

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This sounds like what my brain sounds like when I'm having a panic attack

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every fuxking time

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"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

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If you had the power to make a Marvel/DC crossover happen, which characters would you bring together? Here’s mine:

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Yeah I’m into AI: AI’m walking here

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Seriously one thing I think is really underrated about Fury Road is how the villains are a handful of gerontocrats, physically weak oligarchs who have resource hoarded / socially manipulated the young to doing their violent bidding.

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the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

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It's not a book so much as a pamphlet. Books have spines and Jeffries doesn't know what those are.

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by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead

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Author copy of When the Moon Hits Your Eye waiting for me when I arrived home, with cat for scale. The book looks fabulous. The cat looks pretty good, too.

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how is this from 2022

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pls be good pls be good pls be good also someone pick up becky chambers' wayfarer series it's just cozy enough like murderbot

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I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...

submitted 3 days ago • 475 comments

If Philly loses a sporting event, run. If Philly wins a sporting event, run. Basically just function as though Gritty is always right behind you.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

My friend found a children's book stuck to a glue trap today. Wasn't "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" but that would've been too on the nose.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

true story

submitted 4 days ago • 29 comments

[Hakeem Jeffries texting Hochul] Kathy you didn't call him Captain Chaos like I asked

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I think Lonely Island is gonna have to change the lyric from "Google Maps is the best" to "MapQuest is the best." because this is a far better response than Google's was.

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“no I’ve misplaced four cheeseburgers” *cries*

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The time to ask Kamala Harris to save us was on November 5. And a whooooole lot of us decided she wasn’t good enough. So if you didn’t vote for her, or you quietly voted for her while loudly encouraging others not to, it’s REALLY shitty and hypocritical to be making demands of her now.

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"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays." "It's wednesday, homer."

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I truly don't want to come off as really mean, but it's so bizarre to see the glut of folks on social media with nothing to contribute and the seemingly pervasive idea that every post they see online is directed toward *them* personally

submitted 6 days ago • 159 comments

Lol this sign "Do not bring food into the library Food residue will attract mice Mice will acquire knowledge in the library Get into university Then replace you" 😂

submitted 6 days ago • 47 comments

In Unusual Delay, Wallet Inspector Still Hasn’t Returned

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

I’ve had multiple people now tell me that GPS is bad because nobody learns to navigate, and as a person who substantially predated GPS, excuse you, it is so nice not driving in circles for hours.

submitted 6 days ago • 142 comments

"Must have functioning Internet-enabled smartphone on your person to be a valid human", example #82,102.

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PSA: Don't be this guy. No one likes this guy.

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Planes will continue to fall from the sky until full wokeness is restored

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I PETTED A DOG AND AMYDOG KNOWS

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