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michaelknisley.bsky.social
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Apparently I'm missing something. (Would hardly be the first time.) Trump nominated Linda McMahon to run a department he's going to eliminate? Did she do something to tick him off? Is this part of his retribution campaign?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Anybody think we’re living Woody Allen’s “Bananas.” Are these the next EOs? “From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.”

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up this morning thinking the crown of creation is when Bill Anderson and Don Wayne wrote (and Lefty Frizzell sang) lyrics that rhymed ‘Saginaw Michigan’ with ‘You’re a wise, young ambitious man.’

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

@santaclausnp.bsky.social Dear Santa — Can you time-travel? If you can, this is my Christmas wish: Take me back to when I could sub Jayden Daniels into my fantasy team’s starting lineup in place of Jalen Hurts on the Sunday before your big day. I believe in you. Let’s see if you believe in me.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Just sayin’. Belichick to N.C. rings a bell about my time covering Colorado back in the day when the CU shocked college football with a ballyhooed hire of a different aging Patriots coach. Chuck Fairbanks (who’d been successful in CFB earlier in his career, unlike Belichick) was 7-26 in Boulder.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Christmas lights up and on before Thanksgiving … misdemeanor or felony?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Scalloped oysters on the Thanksgiving dinner table … misdemeanor or felony?

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Salad of Gold for Thanksgiving dinner … misdemeanor or felony?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Gaetz says he withdrew because his nomination was becoming a “distraction.” Really? You think? Once again, no self-accountability necessary for these foofs.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I have arrived. Here we are now. Entertain us.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments