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Virgo• Ʀoβoŧ•Ӎūse. All of this happened…more or less
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Please let me in… I love coming inside 😉

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How Do I Keep My Skin Looking Fresh? Just Noxema And The Love(Ass) Of A Good Man.

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Its so crazy to think that like, a person could get on here to post something RIGHT AFTER clapping some cheeks. Like it could be and probably is happening right now.

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Horny as fuck this Sunday 😈

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Just take my fucking picture

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Not all buttholes are created equal

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He IS the moment. #WhiteLotusSeason3

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😋😋😋

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You’re making a moral appeal to a country that doesn’t have a moral conscience. - Sista Souljah

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🩷🩷🩷

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I love men’s buttholes 🥰

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Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE ❤️ fucking. But sometimes, I really just want someone with a nice ass to sit on my face and suck my dick and jerk me off. Or just lay down and let me eat their ass while I jerk off. Er’body wanna be a Side these days but don’t nobody wanna do Side shit!

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Happy Valentine’s Day💕

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I could not relate less to the “I’d be so bored as a househusband” or “I wouldn’t know what to do with myself in retirement” crowds. Working is what is preventing me from doing what I want to do. I am only bored and tired the hours I’m at work.

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🍑🍑🍑🍑

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Gays who married rich...what’s it like being God’s favorite???

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Ennui🖤

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I don't want to hear about your problem unless it's really, really disturbing. And bring donuts!

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If we’re not fucking, please do not ask to borrow anything over $11.00 from me 😌😎😂

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You should be ashamed of yourself

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They don’t care about morality. They don’t care about legality. They don’t care about patriotism. They don’t care about the court of public opinion. They don’t care about shame. All the old tricks are not going to work. We should have collectively come together to keep him out of office.

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Please go through your hoe phase before 30 because after 30 you’re gonna have to ask permission from everybody's boyfriend/husband 🙄

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😏😏😏😏

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the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!

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. * * .☁️ * . * 💎. * . 🦄 * . * 🍭 * . * . I . * . appreciate * . * bottoms * . * . . * 🧸 . * . * * * . . . * 🌈 . * 🎀 . . * 🍪 * . *

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❤️❤️🖤🖤

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🖤❤️🖤❤️

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Ya’ll be fighting like physically fighting over men and that is CRAZY to me!!!

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Call me crazy but I’m starting to think the lesser of two evils was less evil…

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Your ideological purity takes you OUT of reality and has you you assessing options rooted in what you WISH was happening but not what actually is. And in the process your choices end up doing harm.

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Imagine burning sage and passing out because YOU are the evil spirit!!!

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Rep. Ilhan Omar: "This is what the beginning of dictatorship looks like."

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February 14th is lookin real Fleshlight-ish this year.

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Just because I went on a date with your friend don’t mean I can’t go on one with you too omgggggg 💔

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