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'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper. Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line An author now I guess?? All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
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Genuinely and sincerely buzzing to have my music career compared to America's clown scene by @macarthurboyd.bsky.social, @susiemccabecomedy.bsky.social and Frankie Boyle on the new Here Comes The Guillotine podcast. 🤡 Full show ➡️ open.spotify.com/episode/1faj...

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I love being in a band (for about 45 minutes of every 24 hours on tour)

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I'm not often shooketh, but the very lovely promoters at this gig tonight have built props based on my jurassic park dossier and I'm having an existential crisis.

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Had a belter of a time at our biggest show in London City Centre, London King's Cross yet. If you're in the vacinity, I would highly recommend coming to Hope & Ruin tonight in Brighton because we are good (source: me) 📸 👉 @keithtotp.bsky.social who rocked out so much he couldn't focus a camera.

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I am once again asking you to come to see my band @slimecitymusic.bsky.social in London and/or Brighton this weekend. I'm not begging, but I'm absolutely begging. 21 FEB / London Water Rats 22 FEB / Brighton Hope & Ruin Tickets ➡️ linktr.ee/idst

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Croc rock

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Slime City Album 2 GETTIN DONE

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I'm in a fallout themed cocktail bar and I tried paying with the bottlecap but they said it wasn't valid currency and I don't think that's thematically accurate.

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Didn't know David Byrne had such sick sleeve tats

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As wrong as this is already, must be wild to have no experience of people having other accents at all.

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I can't be entirely certain but it looks like the show I'm playing in Brighton next weekend is now Jurassic Park Dossier themed??? I have no idea what this entails, but I definitely think you should come if you can. Me and my daft band at The Hope & Ruin, Brighton 22 Feb

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Happy valentines day, I hope you get one of those really big obnoxious human sized cards.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Proof that my mediocre content will never die for whatever reason.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Flashback to the time I got drunk and told everybody I met Kurt Cobain in the toilet but it was just this wall

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Looking forward to getting home and just kicking back on the sofa. The sofa:

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

I cannot sanction this buffoonery.

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As part of my day job I have to dig through and contextualise everything Mr Tesla has been saying all night, as well as the relevant responses, and can I just say I am mentally exhausted from the psychic damage of being around all that discourse and I'm about 3 tweets away from an actual breakdown.

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I'm going in. For the first time in about 20 years.

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

It's not over, not over, not over, not over yet.

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Say it to my face you coward!

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Flashback to that time I absolutely touched the unabomber cabin

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Howling at how little room ringo had on this riser. Got that wee bit of wood there to protect him, so it's fine.

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

Feels like only yesterday it was all Superb Owl, now it's all My Dad Is An Unrepentant Fascist Radicalised By The Algorithm.

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Email slime city at Gmail dot com on Saturday nights because I've had a lot of gin and say yes to everything.

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Sometimes I click the twitter app and it loads up a torrent of misery and it makes me sad.

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