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Excited to be one step closer to Man United's incredible Premier League achievements. Like their 96-97 winning tally of 75 points, or their 98-99 winning tally of 79 Points, or their 00-01 winning tally of 80 points, or their 10-11 winning tally of 80 points.

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WAITRESS: Welcome to I Love The 90s Grill and Bar! What can I getcha? KID: I want the Macarena And Cheese! WAITRESS: For you, ma’am? MOM: The…Rodney King Crab? WAITRESS: And you, sir? DAD: The eggs. WAITRESS: You have to say it. DAD: *sigh* Jesus Christ. Okay. I’ll take the Sarajevos Rancheros

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Criminal Minds S05E12 has Jonathan Frakes playing a nonce

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I wish I believed in anything as much as Sky believe in this useless cunt.

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We may have to rename Robbie Fowler.

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❗️Disgruntled staff at the Guardian have compiled an “exhaustive spreadsheet” of the paper “amplifying unchallenged Israeli propaganda…or treating clearly false statements by Israeli spokespeople as credible”. www.declassifieduk.org/battle-for-the-truth-pro-israel-bias-inside-uk-newsrooms-revealed/

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If you try to cook me in a big cauldron I’ll shake my ass so hard all the soup will splash right out, so don’t even think about it!

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To this day I can remember the smell of this manky bastard at a wedding I attended in 2019.

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Celtic

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Ronan Keating in 'No Matter What'

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Hell of a name. Wish it were mine.

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ME: What's wrong? WIFE: You always talk like you're presenting an advert. ME (Turning to camera): Sound familiar? WIFE: Wtf are you doing

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Free the Tristan Sherry Three.

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AI could never do my job (Serial killer who hunts other serial killers)

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He might kill you but there's no fuckin' way he's ever killing me. Fucking asshole, he said that?

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Excited for the big ROMANCE FRAUDSTERS brunch! Our Christmas Day ❤️ Lots of catching up to be done before we all head out for our biggest night of the year. Love to all the RF community xoxo

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I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

submitted 18 days ago • 16 comments

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

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Enjoyed Dr. Strangelove last night but got a sneaky feeling Steve Coogan miscast himself. His Mandrake and President Muffley don't really work.

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UTFR

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Your landlord is wearing thong flipflops to the Aviva.

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Saturday is treat day

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Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis

submitted 29 days ago • 18 comments

18 (EIGHTEEN) fucking quid for an afternoon showing in the IFI. Really want to see it but maybe I'd be just as happy staying home and finishing Billie Piper's autobiography 'Growing Pains'.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I think if I shaved off my beard but left the moustache I'd look like Count Orlok who is very #sexy to many

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My girlfriend got way more likes on our engagement Instagram posts because she's brilliant and I'm a kind of a bastard but I'LL REMEMBER THE ABSTAINEES.

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Reminiscing about Attitude Era Twitter

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TENET 🤝 NOSFERATU (films that would be improved if Aaron Taylor-Johnson's whole part was just cut out)

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Congratulations to "Predator 2" for being nominated for Best Picture for the 35th straight year!

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