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sandwraith. AAA Director, Voiceactor, metal singer. #Kawaki, Zenless Zone Zero, Transformers, DMC5, Half Life: Alyx and more. any pronouns. Represented by: AVO Talent Cons / Appearances: Celebworx http://linktr.ee/Michaelschwalbe
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At UPS to mail a thing and was delighted to hear the dulcet voice of Bing Crosby as I walk up, Don’t Fence Me In. In line, I quip “Ay! UPS rockin’ the Bing!” The clerk gave me a strange look. Whatever, not everyone knows quality. I hum along a bit, finish, leave. The music follows. From my pocket.

Here’s why “pft if you get lost in Death Valley just walk at night!” is not gonna help you at all.

Death Valley, taken last night. #photography #blueskyartshow #nature #landscape #exploration

It's surreal enough to say I had the privilege of casting and directing the original EN voice of Sailor Moon herself, Terri Hawkes, in an amazing new indie game still in the works. But to say that I had the privilege of directing her in her FIRST VIDEOGAME EVER is, quite frankly, beyond belief.

You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary

It's surreal enough to say I had the privilege of casting and directing the original EN voice of Sailor Moon herself, Terri Hawkes, in an amazing new indie game still in the works. But to say that I had the privilege of directing her in her FIRST VIDEOGAME EVER is, quite frankly, beyond belief.

ICE is a domestic terrorist organization and should be treated as such. Whoever leads the country after this is stamped out better have the courage to do the swift Nuremberg justice that should’ve been done after January 6th.

HELL YES. Give the gestapo a Los Angeles welcome. Make Nazis Afraid Again. 🔥🤘🔥

A fresh dusting of snow in the desert? In June? Not quite…

Wow, you’re getting really good! Great work, and thanks again for being a fan of our show. 🙏

UNION #CASTING CALL - Looking for a #voiceactor of Cambodian heritage to voice a pair of identical twins (he/him) in a magical girl videogame. Tier 2, $551 per session w/ full IMA scale fee at 500k and 1000k units sold. Please help spread the word! DM me for script samples and details.

very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867

Well…maybe a toss-up.

This might be one of the greatest photos I’ve ever taken.

A distant monsoon slowly fills a dry lakebed in the Mojave.

*Eagle screech* 🦅🏳️‍🌈

News from the world of companies using AI to cheat, lie, and steal. Share this story. It is despicable, and what’s worse, in due time it’s going to be tragically typical and unremarkable. Unless we fight them. NOW. www.bbc.com/news/article...

HEY NONNIE, I'M IN A GAME! Section 13 has some of the best writing I've ever seen in a game, and the sessions were outstandingly fun. Love my misunderstood boy Exosuit, AKA ███ ██████. ...Oh hey sup fellow "Problematic Hottie" @frydawolff.bsky.social 🤘 store.steampowered.com/news/app/211...

Cast announcement: ME! I mean obviously me but usually nobody tells me when a thing I'm in comes out or when I'm allowed to say I'm in it. But this time I was told I'm allowed to say I'm in it, and Section 13 is out on Mon 5/26. Oh hey sup fellow "Problematic Hottie" @michaelschwalbe.bsky.social 👋

They're making us a "Last Best Final Offer" we can (and must) refuse. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zws...

Over 150 people learned how to not be that fucking guy last time, and now it's BACK by popular demand! Feel like it's impossible to meet anyone? Still trying to 'get your name out there'? Presenting: "How to Effectively Make Connections and Promote your Voiceacting Without Being That Fucking Guy"

Go climb a rock.

Finally correcting a tragedy -- enjoyed a wildly-long-overdue in-person meeting with my amazing agent Peter Varano. Literally been almost 3 years since leaving CESD for AVO but I just so rarely leave the wastelands! I couldn't be happier with the team. Here's to the next 3, Peter!

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

POV: you’re an interesting piece of trash

Workouts with Nonnie - the toughest 93yr old alive!!

Visiting my grandfather’s gravesite for the first time since he passed last year and I just know he’s laughing

I’m SO stoked! After sitting down with the Boruto Podcast a couple weeks ago, they surprised me with this kickass gift - a Kawaki hoodie! I’ve been looking for an official Kawaki shirt for like two years, and now I finally have one hell yeah 🤘

Strike Talk: The studio proposals are SO grimy. Here's a direct example that they clarified in negotiations: If they prompt an LLM with 'Harrison Ford', he gets a chance to refuse, all sorts of protections, pay, etc. If they prompt with 'Indiana Jones', he gets NOTHING. They can just take it.