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michaelsimonds.bsky.social
“I use to have long hair.”
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Today is the day I finally got to cross "getting stuck on an elevator" off of my bucket list.

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What I bought vs. what I got.

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Current situation.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I think I am going to head to the desert for a couple of days. Anyone else?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Sunday, December 8th. 6:24 pm. #whamageddon

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These last couple of weeks have me on quite the Devo kick.

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Hit me up, nerds!

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Token arrival pic. Get at me, nerds.

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For now on, my default converstional seque is, "Speaking of disasters..." @fivehundy.bsky.social

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Here I am looking at demolition footage and empty casino space of The Mirage and I am like... #vegas

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I wish all the good people of Vegas Twitter would move over here. #vegasnerds

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www.bringyaass.com #ifkyk

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My last night in Vegas on this trip took an unexpected turn and became one for the story books. Very thankful for my fellow Vegasnerds and or them pulling me into the fold last night.

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By pure coincidence it is sounding like a lot of Vegas Nerds are in town this weekend. Here is to hoping I run into a bunch of you.

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I recently learned that some people I know refer to me as “Mike Vegas”, so I guess this means I am an influencer now. My new website and podcast will drop next week.

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I recently went to a bar. I got up to use the restroom leaving my coat on the barstool I was sitting on and my beer in its place. While in the restroom a group of four took my beverage and belongings and moved them four spots down to the end of the bar so they could have that space. Seriously. WTF.

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"Everything is expensive right now." I recently went on a trip to Las Vegas. My wife said, "Bring me back a t-shirt." I walk into the hotel gift shop and I grab the first t-shirt I think she'd like. I never looked at the price. Room charge. I paid $71.53 for a single t-shirt.

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January 1st -5th in Vegas seems like a good time and place to meet up for a drink(s), hint hint.

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The “vegasy” side of our Christmas tree.

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I do not have an opinion one way or another on the need to redesign the Minnesota state flag. We need a new flag? Okay, cool. Knock yourself out. However, why the Web 2.0 design? 🤔

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Happy Thanksgiving to all 6 of my followers!

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I am going to miss this place.

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Check your phones! WinPoker is loading back on!

submitted 492 days ago • 0 comments

1999 called and they want its Windows XP Back. I just need to make it to May of ‘24.

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Where do you guys want to go first?

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Today I hit a major milestone in life. I finally walked into a Sunglass Hut.

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Front desk this afternoon at The D Las Vegas while checking in: Front desk: “Are you a CEO?” Me laughing: “Let’s just say I am more like Richie from The Bear. ”

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TIL that Apple AirPods Pro 2nd generation does not set off the metal detectors in TSA security.

submitted 511 days ago • 0 comments

If you find yourself missing the Morning Joe from the former Banger Brewing in downtown Las Vegas, go to Gambit Brewing in downtown St. Paul and order the Afterhours Barista.

submitted 520 days ago • 0 comments

Do I tell the world I will be in Vegas October 8-12 or do I make it a stealth trip?

submitted 525 days ago • 0 comments

I have been meaning to check out this local distillery for a very long time. They make some liqueurs that I really enjoy.

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

Beautiful night for a soccer match.

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First time making pastrami and caraway rye. 🤤

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#IYKYK

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#IYKYK

submitted 534 days ago • 0 comments

Still feels weird not gigging. Had to get out of the house.

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So anyway, I am growing and canning vegetables now.

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This arrived in my mail today. LOL hard pass.

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If you want to see the best booth babe in the entire Minnesota State Fair, I am working in the education building today from 3-9 pm.

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I would love to, but...

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👋

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