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cat dad | creator of stuff | he/she/they | 29 | ▵ games, movies, d&d, sometimes funny, 🔞 fish tube connoisseur real determiner discord: michaelthesad https://www.michaelthesad.com/links

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if i ever get murdered in the street for being evil i give you all permission to make jokes but they better be fucking bangers or i’ll haunt your ass

submitted 86 days ago • 9 comments

got a voicemail about my cum is this a gamer moment

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

had to make room for my new friends’ time zones

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

yard sale at the mind palace 80% off teen wolf trivia everything must go

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if they still think the VP has the power to deny the results of the election lol

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

“what are your intentions with my daughter” man i really don’t think you want me to answer that

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

my wife did their hair for their theater performance tonight with their gaming headset on so we could do the destiny dungeon race today this is possibly a top 5 gamer move of all time

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

who wanna see the bit they cut out of my balls at my vasectomy earlier this week

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

when you remember you are old enough that you have friends that have been at their current job since before you started highschool

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

“Kermit says fuck” is a hit at the D&D sesh

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

bedazzled my dick again

submitted 189 days ago • 1 comment

why won’t my doctor listen when I say I need mouse bites and the stupid drug 😭😭

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

got kicked out of the D&D sesh so my party can plot against the bbeg in peace 🥲

submitted 224 days ago • 3 comments

I’m autistic you fuckin bet I’m gonna defend trains

submitted 237 days ago • 0 comments

can I be fully nb but still claim man flu or do I have to pick 😪

submitted 270 days ago • 1 comment

I found the secret final boss in the new paper mario…….

submitted 278 days ago • 1 comment

genie that grants you three wishes but won’t count it against your three as long as it’s for a silly little bit

submitted 285 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 285 days ago • 0 comments

asking my D&D group to bring me character sheets of themselves “for a project” and then going “hmm intelligence is a little high don’t you think?” every time

if i ever get murdered in the street for being evil i give you all permission to make jokes but they better be fucking bangers or i’ll haunt your ass

got a voicemail about my cum is this a gamer moment

had to make room for my new friends’ time zones

yard sale at the mind palace 80% off teen wolf trivia everything must go

I wonder if they still think the VP has the power to deny the results of the election lol

“what are your intentions with my daughter” man i really don’t think you want me to answer that

my wife did their hair for their theater performance tonight with their gaming headset on so we could do the destiny dungeon race today this is possibly a top 5 gamer move of all time

who wanna see the bit they cut out of my balls at my vasectomy earlier this week

when you remember you are old enough that you have friends that have been at their current job since before you started highschool

hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta

“Kermit says fuck” is a hit at the D&D sesh

hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta

bedazzled my dick again

why won’t my doctor listen when I say I need mouse bites and the stupid drug 😭😭

got kicked out of the D&D sesh so my party can plot against the bbeg in peace 🥲

I’m autistic you fuckin bet I’m gonna defend trains

can I be fully nb but still claim man flu or do I have to pick 😪

I found the secret final boss in the new paper mario…….

genie that grants you three wishes but won’t count it against your three as long as it’s for a silly little bit

asking my D&D group to bring me character sheets of themselves “for a project” and then going “hmm intelligence is a little high don’t you think?” every time

the wait for paper mario is so bad im gonna die 😪😪😪

you love to see it tbh