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Once I randomly went to a county fair and they had a free demolition derby that night and two cars caught on fire and I’ve been randomly chasing that high ever since.

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Priest at the Vatican: PSSST y’all wanna see a dead body?

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I’m no dummy I rebuilt my stockpile of toilet paper the day he took office again

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Just heard the US economy is suing Cody Rhodes for rights to “The American Nightmare”

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Slow clap

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Every time more than a month goes by between episodes my anxiety spikes about releasing one. Hopefully it's not, as the kid's say, "a humongous pile of audible shit and grease."

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Felt cute might destroy the economy later… idk

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financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple

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I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

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Make Depression Great Again!

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RIP you king

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It's okay to be cynical but still let rising hope get you a little bit sometimes as a treat.

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I've only caught the last seven hours but @booker.senate.gov has been spitting 🔥🔥🔥for more than a full ass day now. This. This is what we're looking for.

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When you wake up on the West coast and @booker.senate.gov still hasn’t yielded the floor.

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You can keep your Goslings and Hemsworths. Gimmee some weird little character actors with goblin energy anyday. Doing the weird shifty stuff in movies with faces like an angry sculptor mushed em into being. That's cinema.

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if i found the wreck of an alien space craft i'd be picking up all the stuff in it and tooting on it to see if it was an alien instrument which was capable of alien jazz

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Mmmm bootlicker’s tongue with pine cone embryo garnished with delicate goose turdlets in an aged lamb semen sauce.

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Wake up babe! new companies to boycott just dropped

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Any time I see a Tesla at this point I hear Seth Rollins' theme music blaring in my head.

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Alright what absolute Shakespeare decided stool could mean both a place you sit and the shit from your butt? Cause you really stooled your butt on this one, buddy.

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Even the Eagans can only afford one egg #severance

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I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

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Tesla stock gonna be cheaper than eggs if this keeps going like it is.

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I love making the podcast but I'll be honest I've also REALLY missed making sketch videos. Now the two are getting together in a closet and makin' babies

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really kinda absolute bullshit no one use monocles anymore

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SUPPORT THE ART'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Me going out to do murders with the girls

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Lemme pet Garryck's blue fuzzy ears you coward

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Happy Presidents Day! Even the presidents are taking the day off for some fun in the sun!

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Once I randomly went to a county fair and they had a free demolition derby that night and two cars caught on fire and I’ve been randomly chasing that high ever since.

Priest at the Vatican: PSSST y’all wanna see a dead body?

I’m no dummy I rebuilt my stockpile of toilet paper the day he took office again

Just heard the US economy is suing Cody Rhodes for rights to “The American Nightmare”

Slow clap

Every time more than a month goes by between episodes my anxiety spikes about releasing one. Hopefully it's not, as the kid's say, "a humongous pile of audible shit and grease."

Felt cute might destroy the economy later… idk

financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

Make Depression Great Again!

RIP you king

It's okay to be cynical but still let rising hope get you a little bit sometimes as a treat.

I've only caught the last seven hours but @booker.senate.gov has been spitting 🔥🔥🔥for more than a full ass day now. This. This is what we're looking for.

When you wake up on the West coast and @booker.senate.gov still hasn’t yielded the floor.

You can keep your Goslings and Hemsworths. Gimmee some weird little character actors with goblin energy anyday. Doing the weird shifty stuff in movies with faces like an angry sculptor mushed em into being. That's cinema.

if i found the wreck of an alien space craft i'd be picking up all the stuff in it and tooting on it to see if it was an alien instrument which was capable of alien jazz

Mmmm bootlicker’s tongue with pine cone embryo garnished with delicate goose turdlets in an aged lamb semen sauce.

Wake up babe! new companies to boycott just dropped

Any time I see a Tesla at this point I hear Seth Rollins' theme music blaring in my head.

Alright what absolute Shakespeare decided stool could mean both a place you sit and the shit from your butt? Cause you really stooled your butt on this one, buddy.

Even the Eagans can only afford one egg #severance

I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

Tesla stock gonna be cheaper than eggs if this keeps going like it is.

I love making the podcast but I'll be honest I've also REALLY missed making sketch videos. Now the two are getting together in a closet and makin' babies

really kinda absolute bullshit no one use monocles anymore

SUPPORT THE ART'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

Me going out to do murders with the girls

Lemme pet Garryck's blue fuzzy ears you coward

Happy Presidents Day! Even the presidents are taking the day off for some fun in the sun!

If you told me this was from Forbes’ “Most Punchable Names and Faces Under 30” I’d believe it. Except for Ethan… you can tell Ethan likes his mom.

Made croissants from scratch for the first time

“Please, we’re not near the water, call me Thomas Bahama”

Breaking: USA continues to put gun to head, pull trigger