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really kinda absolute bullshit no one use monocles anymore

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SUPPORT THE ART'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Me going out to do murders with the girls

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Lemme pet Garryck's blue fuzzy ears you coward

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Presidents Day! Even the presidents are taking the day off for some fun in the sun!

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

If you told me this was from Forbes’ “Most Punchable Names and Faces Under 30” I’d believe it. Except for Ethan… you can tell Ethan likes his mom.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Made croissants from scratch for the first time

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

“Please, we’re not near the water, call me Thomas Bahama”

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Breaking: USA continues to put gun to head, pull trigger

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Oh my god #fireaid still going with Stevie Wonder, Sting and Flea absolutely shredding ‘Higher Ground’

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How you don’t end #fireaid with the Peppers doing Under the Bridge is just wild to me

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Find something you love doing in life half as much as Flea loves playing the bass mostly naked and you’ll make it

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

REPORTER: Is there an acting FAA director? DUFFY: *walks away* (The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump's inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk)

submitted 34 days ago • 861 comments

Nice work, Donnie.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Time to bring this meme back.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Homemade biscuits kinda morning

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

This is a good air filter. I can tell because whenever anyone farts near it the light turns blood red and the fan inside begins to scream at the presence of unholy vapors.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk just told me he beat the high score in Nintendo Switch 2

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Ahh yes I look forward to meeting with these "special ambassadors to hollywood" at 3pm before they eat dinner at 3:30, Watch part of a reaired Match Game '76 and then go night night time at 4pm.

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*cough* Only good billionaire is a dead billionaire

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t ever spam text a writer not currently on a project

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

iPhone users: highly recommend making a fire focus on your phone that lets alerts from Watch Duty and people who might call to warn you about a fire through, so you can sleep without ALL your alerts on without missing an alert you need.

submitted 54 days ago • 11 comments

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

submitted 54 days ago • 464 comments

Fuck me

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

*watch duty noise* Babe, wake up new fire just dropped

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

a very good resource for LA folk in need: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.

submitted 55 days ago • 74 comments

I refuse to be scared of a fire named “Kenneth”. “Kenny fire”? I’m running. The “Ken Fire”? Pissing down my leg. But the “Kenneth Fire”? Big yawn guess we should pack the car up, babe.

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