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michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
(he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes it can always get worse😐 i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
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Hey I am out of my depression/OCD meds. And progesterone. And groceries. Can I … can I have help with that

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i lost an account on twitter for saying Lynard Skynard were rednecks

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early 2000s i was in philly djing for the weekend & went out late night to pick up some beers at the corner store. the Black Crowes were in town playing & also picking up beers. they thought i was a bass player they knew in LA, they came to one of my dj gigs.

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a little disappointed none of my X's have been on the Price Is Right

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Nobody expects the

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workshopping some new tourist slogans

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i have a high tolerance for alcohol & a low tolerance for people...probably what drew me to being a club dj😐

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look at this little muffin

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dearest sweetest baby jesus, remember all those years i put up with your bullshit in catholic school? the time has come to pay back that debt little guy...it had better rain like the great flood in DC on saturday so that Combover Caligula has to scamper inside & hide don't let me down

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