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Are the Darwin awards coming soon?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

God. Exactly.

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Saving you a click: they aren't trained to hunt fossil fuel company CEOs

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

Make sure these people are never able to eat in public again

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 4 days ago • 1066 comments

I'm not currently reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having espressos in a dimly-lit café on a cobblestone street in Edinburgh during a pouring rain, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

There’s a fine line between me having fun prompting an agent to code..to me getting pissed tf off and telling it, “stop changing files..ill just do it myself” 😂

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Oh my.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

"I'll be issuing a full and unconditional pardon to the late, great Hannibal Lecter, a very fine person who was treated very unfairly.”

submitted 7 days ago • 414 comments

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

WTAF? This is like when Musk ripped out servers at Twitter and then things crashed because they .. shouldn’t have been. Except with Nuclear Things. We Are So Fucked.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Nice thing about this cabinet is that it’s a cure for imposter syndrome. If you ever think “I’m not qualified to do that” there’s always someone say, running public health, who’s even less qualified.

submitted 8 days ago • 21 comments

pulled up to my interview with the news about how everyone hates my chrome wrapped Cybertruck. when I got out, my Heelies got caught on a chunk of ice and I fell face-first into the sidewalk. My Facebook glasses shattered into my forehead. the cameraman just said that should be enough and they left.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments