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If it’s pink and sparkly, I want it. You can find me in the house. Astrology | Music | Sade Stan Domestic Queen Pisces ☀️ Cancer 🌙 Aries ↗️ ✨7:07✨
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Being evil based off shit you can’t control??! Let me wear some heels, contacts, a minimizer and push my wig forward 😂😂

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What’s it called when you want to be treated like a delicate flower but you can’t stand being called a good girl and you only got one mf daddy so calling a man daddy doesn’t work? Like, I’m soft but I’m grown and a leader so not too much. But kiss my forehead.

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This ❤️

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You know what voting for basic human rights and mental health have in common? The battle never fucking ends. I’m tired.

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Marvin Sapp:

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I want a pet but I don’t want to be a full time pet parent. I think I need shared custody and I’ll pay pet support 😂

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Two mile walk this morning with a message.

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Things I’m waiting to spend my money on: Solange’s furniture or kitchenware line A Kidada Jones memoir A Lil Kim coffee table book Sade’s next project

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There are so many posts of people showing their avoidant and anxious attachment styles. That’s how I know secure attachment is quiet and…secure. Ps…if you stop talking to me because I didn’t text you within a few hours? Peace. I wish you good health and good fortune.

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TikTok can be incredibly triggering if you’re struggling mentally. I need to change my algorithm or stay off the app.

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Everyone under the age of 25 is a baby to me.

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Mercury is in retrograde.

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Me in the national security group chat:

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When I got in my 40s, I decided to lean into cooking more. It’s been joyful so far but I didn’t know I needed to know science for Sourdough bread. Anyway, here’s my first ever sourdough starter day one. If this doesn’t turn out right, I’m buying a loaf from the bakery.

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It’s so funny that Kendrick can take the hate he receives and transmute it to power. Black people been doing that for years. Drake can’t do that and we can tell.

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Conclave was so good and I gagged at the end.

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This man thought he could be pope hiding a whole family #conclave

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Malcolm X Mo Better Blues Do the right thing

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Let me hop on this because I keep cute frames in rotation.

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I’m going to celebrate when Saturn moves out my 12H for good.

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When I say I don’t like someone, I don’t wish them harm or anything and it’s typically an energetic feeling. I just don’t like a person and I keep it moving.

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I went to the grocery store and didn’t get any chocolate.

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As a Pisces, I professionally filter out everything where it’s in one ear and out the other unless I find it useful and/or beneficial to me.

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Good morning! We determine what type of day we have. Wishing you all a good day 💖

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The way I want these vinyls.

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Black women, y’all look so good when you mind your business and stop saving people. Looking all restful, melaninated and unbothered.

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Blocked.

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The movie Overboard is so violent to me now. He didn’t trick her for her money, he tricked her to help raise them dirty kids.

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I am an addiction sun, an emotional moon and an impulsive rising.

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Drop a picture of yourself and turn it B&W

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Update… I will NOT be flying ever again.

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That overstimulated yawn that happens when you are around people too long.

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If it’s Boeing, I’m not going. Shoutout to Delta and Airbus for my smooth flights.

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The Final Destination franchise really did something to elder millennials.

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I’m seeing wayyyyyy too many posts trying to paint a narrative that HIV is a gay man’s disease and that it’s hard to catch via vaginal sex. We did that back in the 80s. Hard stop. Get tested. Wear a condom. Use your brain.

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I want to go down south where they call me ma’am, it’s dirt and grass everywhere and it’s quiet.

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I need AOTY to go to Andre 3000 or Beyonce. New Blue Sun is so important to me and he deserves all the things.

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Happy Black History month, Cousins.

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Remember on twitter when we were supposed to get super powers? I think it was 12/21 of some year. Well, we could really use them right now.

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