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michelesayre.bsky.social
Writer, blogger, pet-parent, Uber driver, flaming liberal progressive Democrat. Lover of coffee, tacos, jazz, rock 'n' roll. Blogging and more at http://michelesayre.com
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Fucking traitor. I hope he ends up in the most awful prison in the world someday.

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My new page on my website telling the story of how Cool Cat Energy came to be with links to the individual collections: michelesayre.com/cool-cat-ene...

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of jack asses.

I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

We should just resurrect a ton of these and secure all the files we need to on them in BASIC and COBOL and all those old programming languages the idiot tech-bros today don't know at all.

Obama knew

Do this. Say this. 👇🏻

Many are asking what should we do now? “We use our power, organize, mobilize, educate…the American story will not be written by who occupies the White House or by the wealthiest among us…it will be written by you, by ‘we the people.’” -fmr VP Kamala Harris receiving the NAACP Chairman’s Award.

No one fucks with Zelensky and gets away with it. He's fighting modern-day Nazis and Russians like his grandfather did, and kicking their asses like his grandfather did. He honors his ancestors.

Sound like Mean Girls on steroids.

To America truly great again we to go back in time and bring back the following: - The Wendy's Superbar - Pizza Hut circa 1985 - MTV to play nothing but music videos and music shows

#ElongMusk Botched penis implant. Well, know we know he ain't fathering kids the old-fashioned way.

America was truly great when Wendy's had a Superbar.

Just for Skeets and Giggles (02.22.25) open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

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Hey everyone! I finally got my CafePress store up and running the way I wanted to. An Uber passenger once told me I had 'cool cat energy' and an idea was born. So take a look around and if you see something you like and want to buy it, THANKS! www.cafepress.com/shop/CoolCat...

And without his ubiquitous baseball hat, too.

Why do conservative people hate anti-depressants? Because they make people less depressed and much less willing to deal with their bullshit. Oh, and they can make people feel happy, too without being a monstrous douche-bag. Hence the reason conservative buttholes hate anti-depressants.

I just looked down at my dog and went, "Do you remember when Mommy went to work and came home at the same time five days a week? Yeah, that sucked."

In 2028 this is what a Democratic president needs to do. We will win if you all vote blue this time.

I wonder how many Republicans in Congress are beginning to think town halls are a really bad idea. And I wonder who the first one will be who runs out of the room crying?

Once a douche-bag, always a douche-bag.

Is Melania going to tell us to 'just say no'? Because those of us that grew up in the 1980's can tell you how well that went.

DOGE = Department of Gross Errors

Schoolhouse Rock singing the truth since the 1970's. Bet old Tricky Dick must have hated this back then. And I know the felon-in-chief would hate it now.

Conversations like these are like watching a circle jerk with tiny penises.

This is why every time I drive by the Planned Parenthood clinic here in the Medical Center and I see the 'pro-life' assholes out front, I roll down my window and yell at them and call them butchers. Because their votes and their support of Republicans in the Texas Legislature have led to this.

To be a woman on the internet is act of bravery and defiance: bravery because of all the shit you'll get from the conservative douche-bag contingent, and defiance in that you won't cut and run because you've heard all their shit before.

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

People like RFK, Jr coming after anti-depressants and SSRI drugs are probably the ones that need them the most.

If you don't understand how our system of government works, you might be a MAGA voter:

FAFO, bitch. I don't feel sorry for her at all because she damn well knew better.

I wonder if we'll soon have trial by combat. If so, my money's on Democrats.

Good vibrations.

If you haven't figured this out yet, you might be a MAGA voter:

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FAFO (fuck around and find out) is a way to say 'You can't have your cake and eat it, too." in a short, profane way.