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michellebrook.bsky.social
Cornish, currently living in Cheshire. Environment, data, tech, policy and community. Reads a lot, loves silly adventures.
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They should use AI to enable the Sycamore Gap Tree to give it's own victim impact statement.

Sat in the garden, reading, while two sparrows dash in and out of a gap in our gutter to feed their babies, a rob clear spiders out the ivy, some blackbirds feed their young nesting on the other side of the garden, and a wood pigeon stomps around in the middle. Life could be worse ya know..

Now let other countries apply this to British "expat" communities.

I will never get over the fact that the English language uses the word vanilla - the second most expensive spice by weight, which mostly grows in Madagascar and Indonesia and has to be pollinated by hand - to mean boring, plain or basic

Sneezed 8 times in a row this morning, but managed to jot spill a drop of coffee. #winning

Happy Bank Holiday Monday to me! Oh, what's that? A terrible cold. Nevermind.

*yawn* after getting up at 3am for an airport run, its an acceptable time for a nap. Right?

I can't help but feel that the inclusion of the church and church roof in the background is 100% deliberate.

Just caught the partner using laptop, phone and TV so he could watch the formula e, cycling and super bikes at the same time. Pretty impressive stuff.

Spending tens of thousands of pounds getting someone to do a thing someone else is already being paid tens of thousands of pounds to do seems a novel way to start an efficiency drive

The idea that First Past the Post "keeps out the extremes" assumes that it will always be Labour or the Tories who get a disproportionate share of seats. One day, it may be the radical right winning far more seats than their vote-share deserves. Derbyshire (⬇️) may prove a signpost, not an anomaly.

Is a sudden craving for tonic water a sign of anything? I have drunk 3 small bottles today already, and still left wanting more...

We have moved into the time of the year when the starlings in our roof are an excellent, if unwanted, alam clock.

I spent years not being able to afford to eat properly after paying rent on a bedsit. Indeed I couldn't afford to heat it when I had pneumonia cos the coin operated energy meter was outrageously expensive. Feel broke cos its too expensive to send two kids to private school? Cry me a fucking river.

I spent years not being able to afford to eat properly after paying rent on a bedsit. Indeed I couldn't afford to heat it when I had pneumonia cos the coin operated energy meter was outrageously expensive. Feel broke cos its too expensive to send two kids to private school? Cry me a fucking river.

Watching The Diamond Heist on Netflix... So far I am mostly a bit confused that the police don't seem to know what a JCB was capable of. Any rural lad/laddess could see potential uses a mile off..

Stop buying SUVs.