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The Gemara relates: It was said of Drake that he preferred the young to the old. Kendrick said to him: Do not go to cell block one. As it is written: "Take utmost care" (Deut. 4:9). To what can this matter be compared? To one who hides their little sister from danger.

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spiral notebooks are a conspiracy against left handed writers is my one conspiracy theory tbh

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Welcome to the #RacingLou team, New Horizons Foot and Ankle Associates 🤝 As a new key medical partner, we will work with New Horizons to lower injury risk and maximize our players’ potential! 🔗 tinyurl.com/2nw8yj2j

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The number of people killed by the police has risen every year since the murder of George Floyd by a Minneapolis officer in 2020. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...

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We’re so glad Savannah is starting to feel like herself again 💜 Read more from her conversation with @jeffkassouf.bsky.social about her hyperthyroidism and Graves' disease diagnosis: bit.ly/3F9fJKW

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this is an insane request but what’s the use of having this many followers if I can’t make insane requests. do any of you have a kid who is done playing with their Bluey garbage truck set? our dog chewed up the trash cans and my kid is inconsolable. you can’t buy them separately. I will pay you

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artificial idiocy

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they should invent news that is good

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One… um benefit… of watching WNBA games with the League Pass is seeing what sort of unhinged performances happen at halftime in various stadiums.

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This is my shocked face: 😑

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Next entry: www.youtube.com/shorts/dVr5I...

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My father was a Nazi hunter, until he was killed in the Lockerbie bombing, when I was four. Now, a man will stand trial for the crime. What does it mean, after nearly forty years, to seek justice for the crimes of history? My new cover story for the Times Magazine: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/m...

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“Right quick” is quicker than “quickly” but not really as quick as “real quick-like”

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Next up: FENTON! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRS...

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Far be it from me to scold anyone about how they post but...I want to see more goofy fun stuff on this here app so I'm going to post some of my favorite goofy fun stuff from the ancient internet. Starting with Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkpC...

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Kentucky we've got more severe weather heading our way. Storms may move through overnight tonight, but the largest risk begins tomorrow in Western Kentucky at 11 a.m. CT, 12 noon ET. Every area of the state may experience storms, but Western Kentucky is at a higher risk. youtu.be/10k6jftgNr4?... 1/3

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John Oliver saying what needs to be said!

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I am already kicking myself for scheduling a 7:30 mammogram for tomorrow morning. Why am I so fucking dumb?

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I wish Doctor Odyssey hadn’t speed run through every plot point so it could have had another season or two. The world deserves more silly theme weeks, eye candy of every flavor (people, sets, clothes) and Don Johnson’s very charming captain.

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Pre-emptively tapping the fucking sign

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A National Weather Service office in Kentucky was scrambling to cover the overnight forecast on Friday as severe storms moved through much of the eastern U.S. The office is one of several left without an overnight forecaster as a result of cuts ordered by the Department of Government Efficiency.

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Kickoff for our match against the Seattle Reign is now set for 1 p.m. Saturday! Gates will open at 11:30 a.m. for a $2 happy hour at stadium bars. All tickets purchased will be honored Saturday, and tickets remain available by visiting RacingLouFC.com/seattle.

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Y'all.

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Racing Louisville FC's home game against Seattle Reign FC — originally scheduled to be played Friday night at Lynn Family Stadium — has been postponed to Saturday due to an increasing threat of severe weather in the area. A new game time is being determined in conjunction with the NWSL.

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I swear Racing has been cursed by the weather gods this year. My family was planning to come up for tonight's game so I just checked the weather again: "Stray showers throughout the day that will turn severe tonight. Expect multiple tornado warnings between 6PM-midnight.” 😑

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This is amazing.

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For fuck’s sake, I knew this was a bad idea and I stood here like an idiot and let it happen.

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Happy today, to those who celebrate ☺️🙏💙📚 #Murderbot Who doesn’t want to hack their governor & be left alone to watch their media.

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I watched the first two episodes before work this morning and it is great! It lived up to all my hopes and expectations. I was a little concerned about the casting of the main character, but I think he’s doing a great job. And I hated [redacted] on sight so that means they nailed that casting.

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My best friend at work is going on leave for a while.

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Dixie Demuth's bar was shut down by Louisville officials in 1968 for breaking state laws: Having a woman bartend, and having a female customer served drinks. Her legal fight overturned the law, which is now being commemorated with a historical marker downtown. From @breyakjones.bsky.social

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A new coach, new roster, new president, new general manager: After last season changed everything for the Fever, they leaned into that over the winter and changed even more. This month’s cover story is on the plans to win now in Indianapolis ✨ www.si.com/wnba/theres-...

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I haven’t taken any work trips in a long time. But you best believe I could eat hotel bar burgers and fries five nights in a row without even thinking about it. Green vegetables can gtfoh. The Intercontinental in San Francisco had a great one. Shout out to 500 Howard, real Slack ones know.

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This thread has made me remember that I haven’t had the Noodle Roni that I love in a really long time. I’m gonna have to buy a box of that.

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Taping up a picture of David Zaslav on the wall over my computer monitor to permanently cure me of imposter syndrome

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Me to B: "I probably should have found a new therapist when [my old therapist] retired years ago." That's how my day/week/month is going.

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Don't talk to the cops. Don't give them your name. Don't engage in small talk. And don't give them your phone or computer. "How about them [insert name of local major league team]"? "I am only speaking in presence of legal counsel." www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWEp...

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