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mickydeeznutz.bsky.social
A 30 yr old millennial, loser
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Morning.

needs • expensive jewelry • fast car • hot babes wants • beer maybies • job • house

Who else broke?

I wish I was there

Once I drop a banger, it’s over for you motherfuckers.

Me filling out my goals this year: fight god and then become him.

Verify, Yo Mama.

I thought Abby in the show, The Last of Us, was going to be more buff.

Everything reminds me of bluesky.

We should celebrate easter as adults by hiding tiny vodka bottles in eggs and trying to find them in the void.

I think i deserve a designer bag and one of you should buy me one.

Crochet bear!

coworker shouted “SUSAN DOESNT DO ANYTHING” to our assistant manager. I think she’s fed up

My coworker really said i was going to get sex trafficked at work.

My outfit fire af

I wish being snarky burned calories

did you take your meds did you eat something did you construct a totem to ward off the ancient evil

loving the new emoji react thing in DMs

ok ok. unlimited cheddar bay biscuits could fix me

Why does my hangover last for 3 days ?

OOTD 🖤

Pop rocks do not work well for toilet paper

walking under the sakura at golden hour

Guys, Look who called me at work!

Have you ever slept so hard, you woke up in pain? Me, i did