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I want to get a better job but if I'm ever on LinkedIn I can't avoid reading people say things like "We have AI fast food; but what we need is AI Whole Foods."

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Thinking about eating rich lately. Who are yall eyeing? I bet the anti-aging guy full of his son's blood is like veal.

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Anyone who cares about fairness in sports must support my bill banning 6ft tall twelve year olds. It's not fair, they have a genetic advantage. I revere sports btw.

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God's first act of humancraft was a man named Adam. His second act was making a woman out of a man. Either Eve has one male bone, or He made the male into the female, right?

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Video games are supposed to be an escape. I don't play them to be reminded of the real world or politics, that's just bankrupt imagination. So why are there all these heterosexuals in my video games??

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To unhappy singles out there I'm sending my thots and playas.

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Regardless of who wins or loses The Big Game, I will lose. Because I got Tubi on my tv.

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Taking some guesses at the Big Game coming up: Baun forces or recovers a fumble. Goedert gains more than 10 yards on a carry. Hurts throws one jump ball downfield and is picked, throws another for a big gain. Eagles have a two TD lead at least once. KC makes it close, maybe win... Phi 26-KC 23.

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I believe it was Christ who said "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of This Dick than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. "

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Had to try out the medium.

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Good God is it a joy to watch Saquon Barkley.

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I'm gonna try to count wins from Jalen Carter. That's one.

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It's basic biology liberals. Birds fly. Children know this. Penguins, poor things, have been taught to feel special for not flying. Bats aren't real.

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Shout out to Jigglypuff, I also realized I was fairy type in 2013.

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You can change your sex. That's what dick pills do. Setting your penis to max volume is changing it.

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Screaming at the cheesesteaks on my screen right now good GAWD.

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Someone get Nick Sirianni some chicken soup my man looks sick as a dog.

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To my fellow long time tokers, I fear the weed really is too strong these days, at least for some of us 🏳️‍

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The classic Devonta Smith lead block. He's the toughest twelve pound man on the field, but he's twelve pounds.

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Thinking about last time Tom Brady covered the Eagles. I swear when he said jawn he said "john".

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Am I wrong or is an opening play flea-flicker too silly a call for an AFC north playoff game?

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What if the Seinfeld ep about the masturbation contest were reversed and instead of abstaining everyone was trying to fill a two liter of Pepsi before the end of the month.

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What if there were a live action sitcom isekai. A party of adventurers wake up one day in an apartment in the big apple. What happen then? Hijinks no doubt.

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Thinking about nutcracker. It's a tool, but also a doll. What was the process? Did someone have the tool and think, "What if: a horrible little man?" Or did an inventor have a little statue and think, "I have gotta crack a nut in that mouth!"

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Every time Tanner McKee is on the field he looks like a starter, and a good one.

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Hey gamers, what do you think experience points taste like? I think like butterscotch.

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I got a Spamton plush recently and my cat Claude loves to play with the tag, the ominous phone. Future chapters may reveal the danger he is in.

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Gotta make sure my first ten likes are all on my own posts. Echo chamber makes it sound bad, it's cozy like an echo cabin, an echo nook perhaps.

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