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middleagehalfgrown.bsky.social
Take a break from the world and have a laugh with me.
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If you have to pay to be verified then you’re not really important. No social media should charge or say you’re not famous enough for a check mark or some other stupid symbol. HOW ABOUT AN EDIT BUTTON ALREADY.

What’s your go-to pizza topping combo? Homemade heart-shaped pizza from scratch! Watch the full process from mixing the dough to shaping, topping, and baking this fun and tasty creation—perfect for date night or just treating yourself. #pizza #homemadepizza #cookingsky #food #FoodSky #Foodie

What’s your go-to pizza topping combo? Homemade heart-shaped pizza from scratch! Watch the full process from mixing the dough to shaping, topping, and baking this fun and tasty creation—perfect for date night or just treating yourself. #pizza #homemadepizza #cookingsky #food #FoodSky #Foodie

comedy sky what’s up? If you like funny videos and need a break from politics. That’s what I post. 90% humor stuff. 10% mad at Nazi’s. Skyline is here. #skyline #comedylist #funny #comedyvideo #comedyfeed #follow

comedy sky what’s up? If you like funny videos and need a break from politics. That’s what I post. 90% humor stuff. 10% mad at Nazi’s. Skyline is here. #skyline #comedylist #funny #comedyvideo #comedyfeed #follow

When your lawyer is just as small as your legal troubles… but twice as feisty! Would you trust this guy to win your case? #TinyButMighty #CourtroomChaos #JusticeServed #ComedySketch #FunnyVideos #LaughOutLoud

Remember when streaming was supposed to be cheaper than cable? Now we’re paying more for five different services, sitting through ads, and scrolling past terrible shows just to find something decent to watch. Which streaming service frustrates you the most? #SubscriptionScam #TooManyServices #RIPWal

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Remember when streaming was supposed to be cheaper than cable? Now we’re paying more for five different services, sitting through ads, and scrolling past terrible shows just to find something decent to watch. Which streaming service frustrates you the most? #SubscriptionScam #TooManyServices #RIPWal

When your lawyer is just as small as your legal troubles… but twice as feisty! Would you trust this guy to win your case? #TinyButMighty #CourtroomChaos #JusticeServed #ComedySketch #FunnyVideos #LaughOutLoud

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“Shamrocks, shenanigans, and questionable life choices. Happy St. Patty’s! 🍀😂 #StPatricksDay #Comedy #Shenanigans #LuckyMe #IrishHumor #FunnyVideo #StPattys #LeprechaunLife #video

St patty’s day sketch www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2pRgWHL/

Hey blue sky. i’m so tired of having to delete post cause of typos. You had a chance to dominate twitter with one feature. Edit button.

Do you know why rural and working people are listening to Walz and AOC and Bernie? Because they tell the damn truth. Because they are passionate about people. Because they are authentic. Because they care. They are the new face of the opposition.

Where all the NFTs? How come nobody is asking me to get in on the ground floor. Join the bottom line. I need to own a picture of an animal shaving in the mirror, smoking a cigar but in all different colors.

posting funnies since 1997. Add me to any lists for comedy, humor, and a break from the world. Self care , mental break, jokes. Non-offensive humor. Enjoy and be well

By the way I like all my own posts in every platform. Some may use this as a dig. It doesn’t burn me. If you don’t like your work , why post it and why should anyone else? I understand if you don’t press the heart on your own post. Cool , But I do and I won’t stop.

Monopolies have taking over. Choice is an illusion. I was packing for a trip & I was in the bathroom gather toiletries. My wife said “can you grab my eye mask, eyeshadow, eyelash curler, eyeliner, & eye drops?” How many products does Apple need. These don’t even have computer chips in them.