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middlemetalhead.bsky.social
Mid-30s. In diapers 24/7. Middle. Gay. Switch. (Mostly) Good Boy. Dragon. NSFW, 18+ Only.
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*ahem* Diapers are best worn, everyday.

DRA 👏 GON 👏 DIA 👏 PERS 👏

Thoughts for today on the sanitation of certain online spaces.

It's Big Diaper Valentine's. Today is the only day you can reskeet this

I tried wax play for the first time today. 10/10 will do again.

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"NO! I don't WANT broccoli!" The waiter smoothly appeared at Daddy's side. "Sir, the spanking room is to your left." Ever since it started admitting littles and middles, the new family restaurant saw its share of tantrums. But they never lasted very long...

Diaper-butts are meant to be shown, displayed even. Otherwise they wouldn't make diapers so cute.

Apparently there's this thing that happens called "bedtime"where you're supposed to go to your room, crawl into bed, and "sleep quietly" all night long. I think it's utter balderdash, frankly, but I've been told that non-compliance will lead to "be[ing] in very big trouble" and a "sore bottom". 🙄🙄🙄

Caretaker who always makes you sit in the back seat of the car in a booster seat with a locking five-point harness >:3

Big thick saggy squishy swollen white(ish...) diapers that leave absolutely zero doubt as to why you're going to be in them for the rest of your life. 🥰 #wetdiaper

Potty Training Sabotage. Your caregiver promises to buzzies *right now* ... Only one condition All you have to do is squat down and fill up those Pull-Ups, and accept the "thunder cloud" on your potty chart. Sacrificing your potty training for instant gratification. #abdl #goodboyfics

Why try so hard, squirming and squeezing, hopping and dancing? Why bother trying to hold it? To make it to the potty? Why suffer the pain and stress, putting yourself through heck just for an attempt at looking like a big kid? You know those diaper are never ever being permanently removed right?

👀 Video games Helping the "grown-ups" with stuff Being taught new things Praise and rewards for good behavior Being scolded/spanked for misbehavior Lego Diapers (duh!) Roughhousing with friends Sleepovers Mild teasing/bullying, giving and receiving Being babysat Rules (chores lists, bedtime, etc.)

🚫 stinky boy: tired, corny, played out, bland ✅ fetid moppet: fresh, spicy, intellectual, cheeky

YCHs finished for @rockonrockruff.bsky.social and @maff.scot!

I like footy pj's a lot but nothing makes me feel more middle than pulling a 2 piece pj set on over some really thick huggies 🐲💭✨

Letting out all my grown-up thoughts. :3 #messydiaper

Waiting in line for a diaper change outside the nurses office and asking out the cute boy next to you with the massive poopy diaper..

The middle urge to be babysat and have a crush on your babysitter while simultaneously feeling like you’re too old for a babysitter, but still trying to spend as much time as possible with them because of your crush and they find the whole thing cute.

Peeing your pamps while the buzzy wand is going. 🥴🫠

Remember kiddos, if Big Pushies™ are requiring too much pushing, you need to chew better, get more fiber in your diet and avoid holding it in. It should be a bit closer to Big Relax than Big Pushies™ really.

All cleaned up and properly attired for some gayming.

Put me in pull-ups all you like. I'm still not using the dumb potty. 😤

Ugh, you Gen Z boys are such babies. A responsible adult needs to treat you how you deserve: Like a baby. It’s a little hard to be a smarmy little brat on the internet with your hands in mitts. No more sassy one-liners when you’re drooling around a pacifier Gen Z boys need to go back to “ABC”s

I heard a rumor about big diapers? 👀 Today's work 'fit. 🙂 #BDF

I ❤️ my (very) full diapers 😳 #messy

Nintendo should have taken a page from Pokemon's book and released two nearly identical consoles and called them the Switch To and the Switch Fro.

Having a root beer float for breakfast and no one can stop me. 🙂

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon:

I just wanted to play but I ended up on the changing mat *again*. 😩

Black diapers are: - Incredibly hot - Metal as fuck

Intro post I guess? I'm a 24/7 diapered middle from the Twin Cities, MN. I like video games and music and books and dragons and science and am generally a huge nerd. My primary kinks are diapers and ageplay (shock), with a big interest in spanking that I'm itching to start properly exploring.

Being awoken in the middle of the night by a rumbly tummy and being a ✨ very good boy ✨ and using your diaper. Then sheepishly waking up daddy all 🥺 I need a change 🥺. You're blushy and apologetic for waking him up, but daddy just praises you as he wipes your bottom. (Based on a true story...)

Imagine literally ever having a dry diaper. Absurd. #wet

Looks like Patches, everyone’s~ imaginary plush friend, is here to unsuspecting adults be as happy as can be! Just a simple tug~, and you’ll be as right as rain… A comic from my Sub💫, you can support me and see posts early over there! subscribestar.adult/kircai

Brat protip: If you misbehave hard enough, you can overwhelm your caretaker's capacity to punish you and they'll just let you do whatever you want with no consequences.

✅ Tease your little brother for needing diapers ✅ Bully your little brother into changing your diapers ✅ Put your little brother in a headlock when he tries to tease you for needing diapers ✅ Tease your little brother for needing diapers

Good boys... mmfffff... use their diapers. 🥴💩🫠 Don't let the stars fool you, this diaper is already very thick and very wet with a huge stuffer inside. #messy