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I took way too many Be Funny classes to be exclusively at fault (orang cat is Lucky)
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okay I don't wanna go all the way PETA on you but you tell me you fuzzled a little animal's chin and watched them go "oh that's nice" and then didn't feel some kind of way the rest of your life about wearing animal parts

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

Lucky did an Akira Slide across my chest (with his dinosaur claws) to try and be a pal and I made a sound that made him hide for the rest of the night until he made I'm Sorry I'm Sad sounds and we got some good Chase The Wand Thing time in

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

magnificent

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

kinda funny how pissed-off the khive is at david hogg on the other site

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Karafun please give me one more Cowboy Bebop song in time for Friday, Rain or Blue, either are fine, please it is about to get shitty and I need one more good night out

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

so is it gonna be some kind of false flag protest-gone-awry thing or is just going to make up a knife caravan or something I don't think they can cook up a Reichstag fire

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

it's funny cuz, based on where we wound up, we clearly didn't see shit see? it's joyless to have to reach

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'll never forgive 2020 and the events that followed for perpetually fucking up the rest of my life's "hindsight is 20/20" dad jokes now I have to be politically clever with it and try a little, so unfair

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

what's the security access level that's more open than goatse

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

really took no time getting to "never go with an American to second location" huh

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 chokes 🕯 on 🕯 hamburder 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

feels like we're all collectively losing object permanence

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments