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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Baseball cards as mid-life crisis.
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I have this recurring nightmare where they invent a war terrible enough my fifty-year old ass is recalled to the Army and I die in a foxhole on the Chinese frontier.

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was taken by ambulance to a hospital in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday, CNN reports.

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Would you look at that.

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Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered

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"It's bullshit," Gov. Hochul says of the arrest of NYC Comptroller Brad Lander by ICE. She says she will call him when he's out of detention. "But what about all the people who don't have that high profile position?"

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President Donald Trump will not call Gov. Tim Walz. “I’m not calling him,” Trump said. He then proceeded to call Walz “slick” and “whacked out.” “The guy doesn’t have a clue. He’s a mess. So, you know, I could be nice and call him, but why waste time?” Trump added.

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America has no kings!

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Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

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Me reviewing a file at work: “Who the fuck did this piece of butchery?” It was me. I was the butcher.

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Saw a survey asking, "Where do you stand regarding current events?" and immediately thought, "Oh, I definitely oppose them."

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Pete Hegseth has ordered deployment of more than 200 of those spaceships that look like guitars from the Boston album covers

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Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz — theonion.com/trump-calls-...

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Flash storm

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I should have tuned in after all

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Three years ago I got involved in a week long twitter spat with Katherine after pointing out that she had misattributed lines from a Budweiser beer commercial to Winston Churchill. Wouldn't have been the end of days if it hadn't been written on the walls of her school. Not a renowned fact checker.

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All the homies are trying to discover the underlying pattern that gives order to chaos

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We won’t amplify it, but the president posting that Dems are “sick of mind” and “hate our country” immediately after 2 Dem lawmakers and their spouses were shot in their homes is the opposite of leadership. Gas on the fire.

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Live: Assassination suspect apprehended in Sibley County, officials say

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The delicate fabric of the moment in between everything in the slog of time

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And that’s why the Republicans murdered her.

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Law enforcement also found a Father’s Day card addressed to the suspect in a bag full of ammunition, the official said.

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RFK Jr.’s new vaccine advisers include ER doctor who posted Islamophobic commentary online, expert witnesses against vaccines

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Since everyone’s firing missiles at each other I have some targets of my own in mind can I buy an hour of time on a launcher or how does this work?

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What you said makes absolutely no sense. We should hang out.

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Worked 12 hours today. It was raining when I walked in the building. It was raining when I walked out of the building. I need a cigarette in a bad way.

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What did you think the “BD” in BDSM stood for?

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'We will kill you': Florida sheriff threatens would-be violent protesters | Fri, Jun 13

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tragically malicious

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I vill pave your rose garden, yes?

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I still think a carton of Camels is a good Father’s Day gift.

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Seems like just last week we had the rump Elon hissy fight, then some state violence in LA, now some war with Iran. Ready to relax with some more Diddy baby oil revelations

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FLASH: ISRAEL SAYS IT'S LAUNCHING A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE AGAINST IRAN

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