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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Baseball cards as mid-life crisis.
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We won’t amplify it, but the president posting that Dems are “sick of mind” and “hate our country” immediately after 2 Dem lawmakers and their spouses were shot in their homes is the opposite of leadership. Gas on the fire.

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Live: Assassination suspect apprehended in Sibley County, officials say

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The delicate fabric of the moment in between everything in the slog of time

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And that’s why the Republicans murdered her.

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Law enforcement also found a Father’s Day card addressed to the suspect in a bag full of ammunition, the official said.

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RFK Jr.’s new vaccine advisers include ER doctor who posted Islamophobic commentary online, expert witnesses against vaccines

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Since everyone’s firing missiles at each other I have some targets of my own in mind can I buy an hour of time on a launcher or how does this work?

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What you said makes absolutely no sense. We should hang out.

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Worked 12 hours today. It was raining when I walked in the building. It was raining when I walked out of the building. I need a cigarette in a bad way.

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What did you think the “BD” in BDSM stood for?

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'We will kill you': Florida sheriff threatens would-be violent protesters | Fri, Jun 13

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tragically malicious

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I vill pave your rose garden, yes?

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I still think a carton of Camels is a good Father’s Day gift.

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Seems like just last week we had the rump Elon hissy fight, then some state violence in LA, now some war with Iran. Ready to relax with some more Diddy baby oil revelations

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FLASH: ISRAEL SAYS IT'S LAUNCHING A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE AGAINST IRAN

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How about a spicy beef hot pot on Saturday?

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Robert E. Lee and his men killed over 110,000 US Army soldiers. Here's why that same Army must rename its military bases after him. by Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth

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Did no one tell you it's going to get worse? Because, it's going to get worse. And after it gets worse, it's going to get even worser.

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55 years ago today, Dock Ellis performed the greatest pitching feat of all time. #LSDNoNo #Pirates #Baseball

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Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers — theonion.com/marines-rais...

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To celebrate the 18th anniversary of Queens of the Stone Age "Era Vulgaris" one of the best tracks by this group "Misfit Love": killer bass line,deluge of drums by the great Joey Castillo,Troy's gimmick and Baby Duck's dancing, enjoy! #qotsa #music #queensofthestoneage youtu.be/KimGr2qT-t4?...

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“Has my Senator been sent to a Central American super max prison?” - questions we didn’t have to ask until recently.

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holy shit they threw him on the ground and cuffed Padilla when he was out of the room.

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Sen. Alex Padilla forcibly removed from DHS Secretary Noem's news conference in LA

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I told you we’d be back

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Republicans keep struggling with questions about why Jan. 6 violence against law enforcement is fine, but violence against law enforcement in L.A. is not

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Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor white guys getting divorced. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction white guys getting divorced twice Is also great And would suffice.

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this is your reminder to listen to more Kyuss

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I am the egg man. Wait, who died?

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Man I’m so tired from all the sex I had last night and then I had to get up early and count all my money.

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A lady at work just asked me if Spain was in Mexico, and I replied back with “What’s Mexico?” so she wouldn’t feel stupid all by herself.

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You put the naming rights for your kid up for auction and you hope you get something cool like Addidas or Lexus, but instead you get Senior Life Attn Leasing Dept.

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Rump called LA a “trash heap.” Imagine that coming from any other President. You can’t.

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