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✝️, y’allternative, chronic parentheses user, B.A.s in English and Psychology
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the Senate have concluded To give this day a crown to mighty Caesar.

submitted 97 days ago • 33 comments

Anyway happy #piday

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

A kid (2nd grade) at work today told me I’d never get married because of my hairy legs. I informed her I have a boyfriend, she didn’t believe me, so I told her that love is more than looks and asked her if she’s ever watched Shrek

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Bruh I JUST finished watching Dan and Phil play the lates Poppy Playtime and then my YouTube reloads with their latest sims episode. can yall post on an actual schedule I had plans tonight

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

@profanity.accountant

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Have you guys noticed the price of mushrooms lately? I seen Mario in the produce section looking at them all forlorn and then he says I guess I’ll just stay little he says

submitted 106 days ago • 3 comments

Okay spoiler-free review of the first two episodes of #daredevilbornagain: e1 is genuinely pretty bad, but e2 set up a lot of interesting dynamics so I’m genuinely interested to see where this goes. I’m still reeling from e1 but at least my investment in the show is restored

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I WILL be live-tweeting while I watch #daredevilbornagain, so 🚨spoilers below🚨 in this thread once I start it

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments

Working with kids is so unserious, I had to talk to a 3rd grader today because he told his friend “you built like a tennis ball”

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t lie, all these plane crashes are making me anxious. Got a trip abroad planned for May. I hate having social media

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean Nine Inch Nails, the guys that did Closer, not only did the Challengers score, which makes sense, but did The Social Network’s score too

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Me after watching Whiplash (I was in a jazz combo for a year):

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Poetrye ys the technologye of hope Poetrye ys the force outsyde the existinge system Poetrye ys the power to go on

submitted 130 days ago • 2 comments

“If you didn’t like the #superbowl halftime show you’re probably racist” —my mom

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 131 days ago • 118 comments

Guys I’m gonna be honest. I didn’t like Devilman Crybaby

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

A dream itself is but a shadow.

submitted 147 days ago • 8 comments