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migrainequeen.bsky.social
she/her lite, Insufferable bitch, wife lover, math fan, analytics nerd, research stan, philosphy but not in an annoying way, reader, "gamer", wannabe writer, horror fan, ADHD, weird, 🏳️‍⚧️
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Amazing what you can accomplish with a little dedication, hardwork, and disdain for large language models

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This is the only AI art I care about

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No, Chat GPT is not a search engine.

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Tired: Cool Beans Wired: Frigid Frijoles

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The birth of a star as seen by the James Webb Space Telescope

submitted 97 days ago • 450 comments

Peglin is equal parts adorable, frustrating, and impressive. Roguelite Peggle is something that I didn't know the world needed.

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*Watches Fargo* Chat is this real?

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Sumatriptan is so confusing. Migraineurs: how do i avoid rebound headaches? If I took 2 on Thurs, can i take 1 today?

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Should I tell my therapist that whenever I see pliers my teeth start hurting?

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Autopsy of Jane Doe was good. (This is not a post about the election.)

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baby had a big blowout this morning. all the way up her back, almost to the neckline. good sign for the harris campaign

submitted 112 days ago • 13 comments

Letter from the IRS: you're being audited. Me, throwing away the letter: Damn phishing scams are getting really good.

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Excuse me miss did you fall from heaven? This is a Wendy's.

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Did you know over 9000 purrfectly healthy nekogirls are euthanized in waifu shelters across the country every day? Do your part. Adopt don't shop.

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When you tell your bros that the hypotenuse of some triangles can't be expressed as a ratio of whole numbers. 🤿 ☠️

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Smells like 38 year old spirit

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Once again, still blown away by Control's graphics. It's the little things.

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What are they trying to say here?

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Glory glory hallelujah Costco filled my Vyvanse. Fuck Adderall. Fuck Adderall so much worthless ass cocaine wannabe

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I cry when I remember that the Foudning Fathers died over 200 years before twerking was invented.

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HOW TO DISPOSE OF BATTERIES - set them aside until you can look up how to dispose of batteries - find them 3 months later - look both ways - chuck ‘em in the bin

submitted 125 days ago • 4 comments

Actually, it says what chocolates are in the box on the back.

submitted 125 days ago • 2 comments

Putting away my keyboard supplies after my friend invited me over to help lube switches. Me: I believe there's been a grave misunderstanding.

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Leaving the open mic in tears, clutching my weathered copy of 101 Hillarious Jokes to Wow Your Friends. I knew this was a terrible idea.

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Me: Do you think this dress is cute? EMT, desperately trying to stop the bleeding: Hold on, dear God hold on we're almost to the hospital.

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Mysterious arcane orb: Hums with displeasure Me: wow everyone's a critic.

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Me: *Spits on that thang* Giant golden letters: ***Hawk Tuah Restored***

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The T obviously stands for Tuah. You know, I tuah, you tuah, he she me tuah, tuah, tuaing. We'll have hawk tuah, tuahrama, Tuology, the study of Tuah. It's first grade!

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Who else has read Shards of Earth by Adrian Tchaikovsky? By far one of the best pieces of #SciFi I've consumed in the past few years. I will protect my little crab buddy Kittering with my life. And Hivers (hive minds made of cybernetic cockroaches) are just so cool (and kind of cute?)

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

I barely managed to buy a house with my wife in 2019 before the world went to hell. I'm basically royalty.

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A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes

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the only god i believe in

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