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If I was presenting the news and a moth flew near me I’d shriek, so that Iranian anchor handled the missile strike incredibly well I think

Nothing could’ve prepared me for how bad Patti LuPone’s Evita was

This can only mean his health issues have abated and he’s free of pain and suffering

One of my few skills is being able to immediately identify the murderer in Sister Boniface Mysteries

Mark Austin is padding for his life on Sky News

Spare a thought for the National Gallery/Royal comms people who had to prepare for the unveiling of this monstrosity

This unfunny fuck earns hundreds of thousands of pounds each year

I’m still struggling to believe ‘Keir Starmer does not believe transgender women are women’ is a news alert I read in the year 2025

Considering Terminal 5 at Heathrow is enormous multi-building complex, so many of its spaces feel cramped and small. It should be 50% bigger.

If this Blue Origin rocket explodes the internet will do the same

Will any of us live to see the UK economy doing well

Almost every photo of Sir John Mortimer in old age is absolutely hilarious

Buy your mum a tit vase for Mother’s Day

I think Simon Calder started the fire

Just remembering when my dad took a half day for my grandad’s funeral, because he had a Teams meeting. Left the wake early.

In 2024, a performative Lorraine obsession among a certain subset of gay twitter was more disturbing than Musk-promoted facism

Osman saying the public want to see Sara Pascoe on chat shows, now this? There’s a deep evil in these two

“1580? 1820?” Nothing to see here, just @peteshallcross.bsky.social trying to guess when Alexander the Great was born

A pilgrimage

Very German moment: a museum attendant informed us, with total confidence, that a broken door would be repaired in 15 minutes.

Nadia in this task – one of the worst individual performances in #TheApprentice history?

Can’t wait for Irma Bunt’s origin story

After years of being uninterested in the Sussex saga, I fear I’m becoming obsessed with Meghan’s shite business ventures

I’m ready for a conclave, it’d be a nice distraction

What is this shite Valentine’s event the BBC have seen fit to organise and provide a running commentary on

This episode is causing me physical pain. I feel I’m moments away from a cringe-induced aneurysm. #TheApprentice

A woman on crutches turned up to pay her respects

Me, indignant, lying on the sofa at 3.40pm: Oh fuck off Lord Sugar, people WFH aren’t lazy and skiving

“You’d have to be a sick person to enjoy Zverev losing a third slam final, being visibly upset and despondent, then getting heckled during his speech” Me: