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My first car I co-owned with my flatmates. We had to park it at the top of hills because it drained any battery placed in it and it was as fragile as an Airfix kit. We learned this one day when turning a corner only to notice the front passenger-side wheel carry on straight ahead without us.

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Missed it when it came out, but this is one of mine.

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This is scarily accurate.

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Lololol

submitted 63 days ago • 611 comments

Day 8 He's back again. All the same shit as last time. Some jewelry, a houseplant. Mostly birds. So many birds. Today's horrible addition: 8 cows and 8 women. I begged him to stop. I told him he can't give me people for Christmas. He winked and said he'd be back tomorrow

submitted 66 days ago • 21 comments

I will be posting this yesterday.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Oh, to be young again…😁

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America. Where politicians value guns more than children.

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I will admit, I clicked on each of these…

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I just saw an obituary headline for a bacteriologist described as “a giant in his field” and I’m like of course have you seen how small bacteria are?

submitted 70 days ago • 42 comments

We don't go sprout-rolling after our pre-breakfast snorkel at Christmas, but I think we should.

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Heroes are everywhere.

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