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I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now…
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Just leaving it here….

Tesla sales in Germany and Britain fell to their lowest point in more than two years in April, cementing a wider trend of Europeans shunning the U.S. automaker.

I think his head got caught in the air fryer…

Gosh, it’s a battle of the giants, isn’t it . I wouldn’t feed either of ‘em.

Trump’s taste is in his arse. There’s plenty of room there…

We have sent a login code to your email, says Energy Australia. Three times. No, they haven’t. Why is corporate Australia so fucking incompetent?

Breaking. The fabulous Laura Tingle is to leave Canberra to become the ABC’s Global Affairs Editor. Just announced.

And speaking of vulgar billionaires… a round of applause, please, for our very own Anthony Pratt👏

The Orange Oaf has stuffed the White House with glitzy gold junk, believing it’s classy. Nah. It’s vulgarity x 1,000.

Sky News not coping with the realisation they are truly irrelevant

I’ll just leave this here without comment…

G E N O C I D E .

Yet another multi-national racket ripping us off…

In which case NATO would have to act to repel American aggression.

Saw the fabulous Nigella at a party on Saturday night. She’s delightful as ever, ensconced in Sydney and…great news…writing another cookbook. 💥

The Fat Lady sings ! Gina urges the Libs to go hard-Trump..🙏🤣😅🙏😁😂🙏

Delicious to see Lord Downer and assorted NewsCorpse halfwits howling that the Liberals must now go hard right and take on the Progressive Woke Left. I couldn’t agree more…

How disappointed they must be…🤣

Whoever is the next Opposition Leader will have to contemplate being out of government for at least the next six years.

THANK YOU 🙏

Whatever your politics, I think we can all agree that our electoral system is infinitely better than rotten, corrupt, toxic shambles they have in the United States.

Job lot, going cheap…

Labor landslide. Will nobody think of the poor billionaires ?

Think of this: the Liberals have now lost ALL of Sydney’s wealthiest postcodes, including the entire North Shore. All gone to Teal women. What does that tell you?

Excellent point. NewsCorpse, the Murdochracy threw everything at getting Dutton up again, and they failed completely. They no longer matter.

The Thug out on his arse. What a fabulous night.

A vote for The Thug is also a vote for the most witless, vacuous, incompetent front bench in living memory: Angus Taylor, Sussssan Ley, Barnaby Joyce, Jane Hume, Michaelia Cash, James Paterson…what an appalling thought.

If the parliamentary wing of the LNP is too incompetent or too lazy to design policies over three years in opposition, there is a limited amount any Campaign Director can do to gloss over it when the campaign proper is underway & scrutiny is real. #Dutton

Unsure about the opposition's policies? It's your own fault, because as Skye Predavec writes, Peter Dutton has been "very clear"... repeatedly. #OffTheCharts australiainstitute.org.au/post/this-el...

More from Palmer, the Pinguid Pest…

Trump was actually pretty right about that, first time around. But how the suckholes gather…

You can text him, though. It’s your democratic right ☺️

Exposed ! A dickhead Brisbane barrister.But his inbox is jammed full.

Ha ha. Said from Day One the Dirty Duo would bomb in Melbourne. Anyone with half a radio brain could see it a mile off, but not this dopey lot. Their revenues are non-existent, so the workers get sacked.

I am really tired of getting spam texts from the Porcine Prick Palmer…

Ah, happy days …

The spivs, shonks, crooks, liars and knuckle-dragging idiots on the payroll of the Porcine Pest Clive Palmer

The Fall of Saigon. 50 years ago today.

How splendid if The Thug were to lose Dickson. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Dutton’s lies abt Labor defence cuts hve been factchecked. He continually claims Labor is taking $80billion out of defence. His pants should be on fire 🥔👖🔥 Labor has increased defence funding over the next decade by more than $50 billion. www.aap.com.au/factcheck/du...

This guy Carney looks like the real deal. And his Conservative opponent looks likely to lose his seat !

ABC country radio stations are not required to publicise every 3rd rate, washed-up, deeply unfunny ‘comedian’ hauling his tired arse around bush RSLs and Bowlos…