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Speaker Submissions for WITness Success 2025 are open! Until March 31, you can submit your session for August's conference in Louisville. #WS25 Submit your session ideas here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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www.youtube.com/watch?app=de... Stop it. Just write what you want to talk about.

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LinkedIn is now doing video shorts. It's as insufferable as you'd imagine it'd be.

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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

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Me: Ah here it is, Malört. Friend: It's good? Me: Oh no, no no no. It's not good. You are not prepared. Spoiler: He was not prepared.

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Join our virtual meetup next Tuesday, February 25th at noon EST, where we'll talk about what's new in Spring 25! trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...

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Dog lovers! Today I'm Kickstarting my new book, ANATOMY OF DOGS! And hot dang it's the perfect book for the dog person in your life: It's so fun and goofy and a DANG DELIGHT to read! Join us! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sma...

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While building out my org for Second Quest Consulting, I noticed that by default, the @salesforce.com security standards are considered "poor". Let's change that and make it secure by default. ideas.salesforce.com/s/idea/a0BHp...

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Sunday dinner. Turkey is often cheaper than you’d expect. Roast half turkey breast, gravy, mashed carrots and snow peas. #foodforce

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Sonic Adventure 2 is somehow, at the same time, an absolutely fun game and also one of the worst, frustrating, annoying games out there. Oh well. o/~ rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go gotta follow my rainbow o/~ #crush40

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Brand new org. Out of the box, Salesforce gives you Salesforce with poor security, according to Salesforce. #NotOpenBSD

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Then don't put it in the list of release updates. Or rename it to "Do Not Touch This".

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Coconut chicken curry for dinner tonight. The chilis were disappointing not spicy. #foodforce

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Pretty good odds that I'll be attending Midatlantic Dreamin' this year (Philly, May 5th).

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I'm happy to announce my next career adventure. I've started a new company called Second Quest Consulting, LLC secondquestconsulting.com Enchant your Salesforce org. Big, messy, ugly, legacy systems are no problem here. Now looking for new clients. Schedule an intro call today!

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I know you’re going to disagree with me, and that’s ok, but Tom Servo is the best robot.

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How to waste 15 minutes on step 8 in the trailhead LWC Superbadge: Copy/paste the requirements as a code comment in the createMapMarkers function. Remove your own code comments, then it'll pass the validator. Great.

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🎤 Deadline Extended: Speaker Applications Open Until Jan 10th! We’ve extended the deadline to apply as a speaker for #TND25! Share your story & inspire the community. Don’t miss out—apply today via https://buff.ly/3ZTYGTw #TND25 #Trailblazers #TrueNorthDreamin #Vancouver

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My irrational fear is that one day I’m going to accidentally fill up the car with diesel, despite the physical impossibility of it.

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

Tonight I am listening to the 8 bit big band at sony hall.

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If it's not in Salesforce, it doesn't exist. If it's in Sharepoint, it might as well not exist.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Eternal Darkness is an underrated game. It deserves a sequel or remastering.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who @salesforceadmins.bsky.social are, but apparently they are not a real SF account so I am blocking them. You should too.

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This is an odd maintenance module. It says you're going to do hands on training with conditional formatting, but has no hands on with conditional formatting. trailhead.salesforce.com/content/lear...

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Next sprint you commit to learning & training only. New product development is done for the year.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

That’s new.

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Movie idea: Mothra vs Mothman. But...it's secretly a rom-com.

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It’s an engineering trade off, but I’m unsure if I prefer a kitchen double sink or just one really big one.

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Don’t boil Brussel sprouts. Ever. Roast them. The hell’s wrong with you?

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This is the most West Virginian food i’ve ever seen in a grocery store. #foodforce

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Tonights dinner is medium rare strip with a pepper-whiskey pan sauce, locally grown silver queen corn and mashed carrots with fresh thyme. #foodforce

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It’s dinnertime, so I think its time to bring back #foodforce @melissahilldees.bsky.social

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Seems like the proverbial salesforce band is back together again.

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

This morning, Salesforce decided to tell all of my 5000 users about Salesforce Foundations via an in-app guidance popup.

submitted 108 days ago • 3 comments

Hey there blue! I've posted a few of my recent mastodon toots so you can get an idea of what to expect in this feed. Nice to meet you.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Decades later and this is still one of the top 5 music videos ever made. youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE?...

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