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mikefromhere.bsky.social
Amateur taco wizard. Journeyman of menial tech jobs. Boston sports guy. Sentient meat sack. I’m from here, where you from?
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it’s absolutely insane what they’re doing to 5’9” guys on Love is blind

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I hate warming up the car it's so much work to cover it with all those thick heavy blankets

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Proud to announce I’m launching a new AI personal assistant it’s called going outside into the world and communicating with the people around you

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Ok I guess it’s the Gulf of America now! We can rename anything at any time. I’ll be filing my taxes as Pogsworth Bottleswithin. Or maybe Riptube McGulloch. Only time will tell how I’m feeling during turbotax submission

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

You ever go on Facebook marketplace just to see what’s out there? I saw a box of Frosted Flakes the other day

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Elon musk sounds like something you spray on a car to stop rhinoceroses from mating with it

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

For twelve years they teach you about atoms and protons, equations you’ll never use but not once do they mention how putting on socks is gonna become the hardest part of your day around the age of 31-32

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

This is an urgent message for all politicians, ceos, anyone in a position of power: there is a tigers jaw album with a pizza on the cover. Eat an edible and listen to it once through. We are big bags of meat on a flying rock. No one life is worth more than another. Acknowledge humans instead of AI

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

One rizzler, under God 🫡

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Patriots banned from Bluesky until they can win more than 4 games in a season, according to sources very familiar with the matter

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What if Ross Ulbricht creates a silk road 2 and it's a marketplace for something more criminal than drugs or murder for hire... Liquid Death. It’s literally canned water

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I know our country might be a bit of a trainwreck right now, but I'd still rather live in America than in Groopenburgvia, a fake country I just made up where the atmosphere is hot lava and the food is made of bees

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Hello Bluesky! Names Mike I’m very happy to be here I previously spent all my time mowing the beach. That’s right the only reason the beach doesn’t have grass is because I mowed all of it, all the time. I mowed the beach. And I realize the skill set does not overlap so this could go either way

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments