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I'm the star now

@lyda.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy testing from bsky

I am delighted to report that a shitpost I wrote a year or so ago in response to the question 'who was the first person to boil an egg?' is now being repeated by AI-penned spam pages

Kind of infuriating I can't play my ALREADY INSTALLED SINGLE PLAYER GAMES on PC gamepass when Xbox Live is down.

Dear marketers, Bombarding my inbox saying it's payday! Buy our X! is not a good look. It comes across as stalky and greedy. Stop it. Regards, An unsubscriber.

A fun fact: McGoohan gave his character in The Prisoner the same birthday 📺⚪️6️⃣

I wish I could post video over here, because this new animation of Betelgeuse is just spectacular. There is a seething cauldron of red-hot gas in the shoulder of Orion. (Blade Runner almost got it right.) Video & info at link: www.mpa-garching.mpg.de/1094283/hl20... 🧪

"A possum wouldn't put up with this shit" is my new life mantra

"Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers"

Hi, I'm Jaime and I've been working for 8 years for the Wikimedia Foundation. The following are personal views and do not represent in any way the position of the Foundation (I don't and cannot speak on behalf of it). However, you may have seen this question by Mr. Musk and I wanted to respond A 🧵:

Today's bluesky provided by Cragside, Northumberland

Today's bluesky provided courtesy of Bamburgh, Northumberland

“Tori has become so trans that she can enter every single bathroom in the continental United States simultaneously, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop her,” said Cincinnati city officials... From @theonion.com www.theonion.com/increasingly...

Seven years ago, we sent a ship deep into space to pick up rocks from an asteroid billions of years old and it just dropped them off in the Utah desert. www.nytimes.com/2023/09/24/s...

Just cowing around by the sea

Today in "linguists are not kidding when they say that language enables you to understand sentences that have never been said before in the entirety of human history"

I'm not yawning; you're yawning.

Companies when called out on their immorality: "We're not a charity" Also companies: "Please round up your purchase and donate it to charity so that we look like we are donating to charity"

Chortle

The brushening

quick reminder that I'm a victim of my code too

A new speedrunning record for Super Mario Bros has been set that's faster than what was believed to be the theoretical limit and is inching closer to the fastest possible machine-assisted time. (And his heart rate was 188bpm!) [kottke.org]

I think it's important to establish early on in my profile that there will be dogs and there will be cats

Did I miss the memo about my recovery key? All so long ago, I've overwritten those sectors of my brain already