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Psychoanalyst, Woodwind player, bon vivant. If I’m following you, it’s probably because you said something clever. I am vast, I contain platitudes. I have heard the modem scream. MikeJolk.39 on signal
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Here’s “Creep” but it’s about using two factor authentication (2fa) on all your accounts

submitted 6 hours ago • 22 comments

Elon Musk is an incredibly important cultural figure because he is definite proof that you can have all the money in the world and it still won't mean anything if you've never experienced what it's like to walk into a room and have people be sincerely glad you're there

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

"Like Amazon, but with human beings."

submitted 7 days ago • 77 comments

In 100 years, China will elect its own Trump and fall under the weight of its own largesse. Then, it's Serbia's time to shine.

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

Grateful for the steady hand on the tiller. “You know what solves it? When the economy crashes, when the economy goes to total hell and everything is a disaster,” Mr Trump said in 2014. “Then you’ll have, you know, you’ll have riots to go back to where we were when we were great”.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL NEW PYNCHON NOVEL COMING OCT 7 2025 www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/316427...

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

My chronically depressed patients are starting to brag that their worldview is vindicated

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

“There’s a clown hanging over you." "You mean cloud.” "I wish I did.” "Dammit.”

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Something tells me the penguin tariffs won't fly.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

No more outsourcing from abroad—the US will now cultivate its own tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe free domestically.

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Trump would've deported Einstein.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

TO: P D EASTMAN I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS MADE OF BARE WIRE AND COVERED WITH A CLOTH TOWEL STOP HARRY HARLOW #ACADEMICSKY #BOOKSKY

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Brit comics creator Rebecca Burke, imprisoned for 19 miserable days by ICE, tells her story. I'm hoping she makes this into a GN.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

he can't attend a dignified transfer *by definition*

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

I put money on the penguins winning the trade war.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

submitted 14 days ago • 303 comments

No tariffs on hash rosin bc its 100% American made.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It's Autism Acceptance Month. If you are not already accepted by an autistic person you have 27 days left.

submitted 13 days ago • 39 comments

Shit’s so bleak that Santa is going to be giving kids IOUs

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments