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Montanan in North Dakota. Proud father, son and brother. Ex-newspaper guy, now enjoying a career helping folks experiencing homelessness. Baseball fanatic ⚾️
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MAGA, 2021-2024: “Our economy is a disaster!” Narrator: “It’s actually not, and it’s literally getting better every month.” MAGA, March 2025: “See, I told you it was a disaster!” Narrator: “You literally made this happen, you stupid motherfucker.”

Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian asset, and must never be confirmed as Director of National Intelligence. 😡

I wish the American press had the courage to write this sort of a headline.

😂🤓😂

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum responded to Trump’s proposal to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico by pointing to a 17th century map of greater Mexico and suggesting a new name for the US. “We are going to call it América Mexicana. It sounds pretty, no?” Trump is a global laughingstock. 🤣

Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take. It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨ #ClassicTV #FunFacts

Anyone got eyes on Kristi Noem

“So …. what do I get in exchange?” — Linda McMahon in July after serving as an advisor for a WWE-style fake assasination attempt. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Laughable? Yes But plausible with these idiots? Also yes.

Megyn Kelly isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer huh

gaetz not ready for the major league, returns to minors