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In a world of Pete Hegseths, be a Rev. Mariann Budde.

When you're at your friend's party, the ketamine has kicked in and all of a sudden Adolf Hitler is before you and he tells you that you know what to do.

All right folks the proud boys are out of jail, but we're not calling them the proud boys anymore. We're calling them the Nazi boys.

If a news organization cannot be trusted to call a Nazi salute to Nazi salute, how can they be trusted with reporting other news? Unfollow every last one of them.

Nazi youtu.be/e2bbb-6Clhs?...

@erinbiba.bsky.social post it. Post it again and again and again. He did a nazi salute, he is a nazi, he supports other Nazis. Keep posting it.

I come to Blue sky for sanity, I go to threads to trigger sensitive Republicans LOL

Has he been killed yet?

There is no POTUS there is only FOTUS Felon of the United States 😂

I have to admit I've never seen Republicans get so excited about Martin Luther King Jr day. It's kind of nice to see, I can't think of anything else important going on today so it's good to know that they're all excited about civil rights and anti-racism

Remember folks, if you know any undocumented human beings, no you fucking don't! Pass it on.

Folks I don't know how to put this but I can absolutely tell you you should never trust a vampire Doctor. I had a vampire Doctor treat me once. Let me tell you. He wasn't very good... In fact, come to think of it, he sucked!

@thehorrormaster.bsky.social I will never get to be a professional wrestler, I'm much too old and too autistic, but if I ever did I would want you to write my entrance music. I'm sure it would be captivating and also menacing. You are truly a gift to this planet. ❤️

Once again I'm going to attempt to pitch to @curtisisbooger.bsky.social the best idea for a movie. It's a movie about a group of kids who solve mysteries, all elementary age. Curtis will play one of these kids and everyone will act as if he is their age.

So let's play a game Hypothetically You're going to stage in assassination attempt on January 20th You wanted to be creative and memorable How do you do it? Me? I'm crashing a plane right into the fucking stage. Take Donnie and his harem out with one magnificent crash.

Hey which is more catchy, Donald Hitler or Adolf Trump?

Them: Any plans for 2025? Me: Funny you should ask... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ana...

I keep referring to Jan 20th as Assassination day and not Inauguration day but mostly I think that's wishful thinking LOL!

I want to say something. Before I came out as gender fluid, as a masculine human named Michael, I never once even considered calling myself a feminist. And Neil Gaiman has so perfectly illustrated The point as to why. Feminism isn't for men, any man taking up the mantle should be seen as suspect.

Thanks Democrats! Oh yeah, fuck off. Yall deserved to lose, just sucks that because of that, we are stuck with Adolph Trump and Elon Goebbels.

Can totally see why people are slamming Sam Smith. Look at that stupid wife beater, it's horrendous, they really need a better top!

I have never wanted a president to be assassinated before but I sure hope that Trump is.

But I thought that the drag queens were the groomers that's what Unkie Trump told us!

I must be in the most annoying nextdoor neighborhood on the internet. Now almost everyday I see people posting with "please read this post!!" And of course I am an anarchist and a contrarian so I haven't read a single one.

Jerry, doing the lords work.