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mikerevenaugh.bsky.social
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I can’t even afford my own borders and these doctors come looking for a handout? Get a job.

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Yes Boeing, please rush this job. As fast as you can. Don't let an inspector get near it. Chop chop.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

As a child I watched Knight Rider and thought it would be awesome to have a talking car. Now, my car texts me when its doors are unlocked and it fills me with rage.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

This bell ringer guy. He's cool, don't get me wrong. He's fine, I mean, but... he's not like, fully modo, you know?

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Me, out loud, to myself while sweeping crumbs up in the kitchen of my AirBnB before the next guests arrive: More like everyWHERE bagels, amiright?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Why yes, I suppose I am the Dopest Trick.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

If you watch Die Hard backwards, it’s a movie about how a man’s job saving lives puts a strain on his marriage.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I know that drinking raw milk can be dangerous, but as a raw cookie dough fiend, who am I to judge?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

It also makes it harder for them to ban books.

submitted 67 days ago • 530 comments

I’d like to wish everyone a happy and safe holiday season, except for anyone involved in the creation and/or distribution of the song ‘The Christmas Shoes.’

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

This month, I’d like to wish a happy 21st birthday to the non-zero number of people who were conceived while their parents were listening to 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club.’

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Me on the 6 train with a suitcase: “Oh, I’m not a tourist, I just don’t live here.”

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

DragonBall Z takes 30 episodes to tell a story that Popeye wraps up in six minutes.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

The Ultimate Challenge: an Escape Room designed by the people who make online insurance claim forms.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you for your feedback, but I prefer to think of them as the ‘suggestions’ of God and man.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Karaoke PSA: your level of intoxication does not correlate with your ability to hit the notes at the end of ‘Defying Gravity’

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Black Friday - a day I spend suffering terrible abdominal pain for reasons I refuse to understand!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Thanksgiving - the one day a year I decide I’m not lactose intolerant!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments