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My name is Mike and I have a wild imagination. #fishing #nfl #tech #politics #comedy #realestate #Boston #positivity. Bring your witty banter.
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Misplaced the AirTags I ordered and I’m slowly suffocating in a cloud of irony

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Ginger ale is a joke. Could have cornered the sick in bed market and they replace ginger with corn syrup

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Not even that big of an NBA fan, go #Celtics and all, but the #LukaDoncic trade upset me. I’m sorry #Mavericks fans. You deserve better.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Pistachios should be reclassified as a controlled substance

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

First they came for the eggs, but I said nothing, because I am not a chicken. Then they came for the coffee…

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The Super Bowl should be an email #SuperBowl #Chiefs #Eagles #NFL

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

In 2005 scientists created ‘Blue Monday’. The third Monday in January which was declared the most depressing day of the year, which now denotes my birthday every few years. Awesome.

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feeling like you’re an international spy when you sneak up behind your toddler with a tissue and take out that snot as if you were using chloroform #parenting #dad

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Josh McDaniels back in New England. Inject his offense straight into my veins. www.si.com/nfl/patriots...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of convenience and comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." #MLK

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