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Brb googling "who won the 2024 election was it Biden"

Being an annoying leftist at work by yelling from the other room that the new employee going through orientation actually has every right to discuss their wage with their coworkers and suggesting they can't is a tool by corporate to keep us from organizing.

Listening to the hypnospace outlaw soundtrack always makes me a little sad. Tech had so much promise and it betrayed us completely.

I think industry taking advantage of men (sports betting, loot boxes, online dating, body issues like below (manorexia?)) has really come into its own recently, and whereas beauty standards for women have at least gotten feminist pushback, the male equivalent just furthers the grift.

Imagine being the first frog to jump on a lily pad. I bet they got so much frog ass for that.

Comic books are all about wish fulfillment. Like if your wish was for villains to look cool and have cool powers instead of being the most embarrassing dipshits alive.

Sex and gender have always been social constructs. Treating them as biological absolutes is, most importantly, super shitty, but it's also just plain incurious.

Men will swing a chainsaw around at cpac instead of spending time with their children

Oh hell yes

reverse wife guy

I wish I could fuck with the Witcher. I would have loved geralt when I was 13.

We cannot stand for this

I think the "witch looking for her cat in the alps" lady took way more shit than she deserved to. She voiced a preference! She never said that disco Elysium shouldn't exist.

Just watched an episode of The Orville that, were it an episode of Star Trek, would be widely thought of as among the best.

Man do I miss 2010s sex positivity sometimes.

If you stop doomscrolling, a family member will die. It's your fault.

It could also be that language policing is just too broad a concept. There is the notion that language matters and is political (correct) and then there's an entire politics built around public shaming and fear of guilt (often very bad!).

If people use slurs, or blatantly misgender someone, they should be corrected! We don't need to overlook this stuff out of fear of becoming a language cop. Railing against language policing always feels more like asking marginalized people to sideline themselves, it's a dogwhistle.

I'm always baffled that people watch SNL. It has such a dogshit ratio of hits to misses and almost always serves as a prime example of what is bad and annoying about comedy in a given era.

I learned the hard way that gaining catharsis and clout is not activism.

I'm gonna guess it's because I went through so many periods of change and uncertainty, but it was really weird going from relatively apolitical to the daily show type of technocratic liberal to dem soc to whatever the fuck I am now.

Western crowned pigeon sketch -2966 🎨🐡🪶 #art #pigeonSky

Cute cow! #art #illustration

That thing where people are so not owned on Valentine's Day that they build an entire personality around hating Valentine's Day.

Rest In Pigeons soengery.com/products/rip-1

"believe trump" should absolutely never include believing his pre emptive declarations of victory

I think it is entirely possible that things are going to get really bad AND that the level of catastrophizing on here and other places online is unhelpful and even genuinely paralyzing to most of the people who encounter it.

took some artistic liberties with the colors on this one, dont worry the last one will be worse

The lesson I get from all this SNL hagiography is that I should love something because it is large and ambitious, and was built into something that is indispensable to the way things are, even if its function is to gatekeep the weird and interesting out of comedy.

Been toying around with various fungus based fantasy settings in my head over the past month, love the idea of people tapping into the forbidden knowledge contained within mycelial networks.

Omg I want to pet every bird that has ever lived and I'm NOT kidding

Omg it has a soft face