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C.A.T.S.

submitted 33 minutes ago • 14 comments

Wait, let me show you the twink.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I am so excited about this. Alan's the preeminent Simpsons historian. I'm a huge Simpsons idiot and expect to know ~2% of the information in this book.

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

they call me 007 0 lines of code 0 commits 7 open issues

submitted 6 hours ago • 22 comments

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1418 comments

A lot of leopards eating a lot of faces.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

We are, unequivocally, the Bad Guys. We have been before, and we will be again, no doubt, but this one is particularly repellent.

submitted 7 hours ago • 89 comments

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

You are historically inaccurate.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Great scoop guys.

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

rayquazard

submitted 11 hours ago • 20 comments

periodic reminder that elon’s grandpa was born in minnesota and raised in canada and was so racist that he *moved to south africa* specifically to support apartheid

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Just the worst political leadership.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1975 comments

Uninterrupted focus time? This is wild.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Feeling good on a Monday for @plaidman.bsky.social's birthday????

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

I suspect this is a HUGELY underestimated factor in radicalization. If you look at, say, QAnon boards, it’s not really folks looking for scapegoats for their dire material circumstances. It’s middle-class people with boring lives who want to imagine they’re in The Parallax View.

submitted 18 hours ago • 161 comments

Siri! Play for Whom The Bell Tolls!

submitted 14 hours ago • 37 comments

What a bonkers way to frame this

submitted 14 hours ago • 117 comments

i often think about how eons before cookie monster was conceived, or indeed before there were minds capable of conceiving, cookie monster was already there, waiting

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Being single. 😂

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s diabolical that I should be asked to pay more than $100 for this set of Earthbound plushies

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

Dear OPM, here’s 5 things I did last week: - Made 3 rings for the eleven kings under the sky - Made 9 for mortal men doomed to die - Made 7 for the dwarf lords in their house of stone - Made 1 ring to rule them all - Went TDY to Mordor where the shadows lie

submitted 1 day ago • 38 comments

:)

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

Dear Manager - I did SIX things this week - I had a whiskey drink - I had a vodka drink - I had a lager drink - I had a cider drink - I sang a song that reminds me of the good times - I sang a song that reminds me of the better times

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

They don’t understand how disliked they are.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

He should do one of these polls asking if he should be a responsible father.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Musk has done a lot just this past week to bring back the slur here - often leveled at people who are neurodivergent. This is after he falsely claimed to be the first person on SNL with a certain kind of autism. That trailblazer credit belongs to Dan Aykroyd. www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

THIS! I can't believe how the Series X|S never got any praise for the Quick Resume function. It's like magic being able to keep open a dozen games and switch between them in an instant, with zero loading.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

submitted 2 days ago • 677 comments

yes. love it. do this.

submitted 1 day ago • 58 comments

This is a very long tournament.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. Trump: Nothing comes to mind. Zelenskyy:

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Put the cocaine on the blockchain. by Elon Musk

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

Who says I’m gay??

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Prime Minister Trudeau also complimented President Trump on his thick, full head of hair and asked for tips on his golf game. “Please, sir,” he said, with tears streaming down his cheeks, “If only I knew how to golf as well as you, then maybe people would respect me. Please teach me?”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When this movie was first released, I thought this bit was a little too on the nose. I’ve come to appreciate it a lot more ever since.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

"How'd you know this was a dark-type Gym?" The Gym:

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"How'd you know this was a Fairy-type Gym?" The Gym:

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

whelp, taxes filed

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s gym session is sponsored by Tate McRae

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Does the left need its own Big Balls?

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments

If you’re gonna commit a crime, 100% make it election fraud. Even if you get caught you probably won’t get punished, or by the time you are the damage will be done and the fraud will have worked. Win-win!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

submitted 3 days ago • 107 comments

*a few college students say dumb things at protests* Elites/Media: Antisemitism rages *most powerful people in the country do Nazi salutes* Elites/Media: Controversy surrounds hand gestures

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wooper munching

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

🤣. This is the best visual representation of our current times.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments