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By day: Digital marketing for a museum | By night: Playdate indie game dev and football dork
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Elon heard Trump trying to go to war and wanted to explode a rocket before him

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

COMING SOON: Super Agent, an epic 3D platformer from the developer of the amazing P-Racing. Run and jump! Fly a helicopter! Snowboard! ❤️ Wishlist it today: play.date/games/super-...

🎶 Liara T’Soni, not a Jew But the biotics who are are Kaidan Alenko and Samara too 🎶

Replying to every accepted meeting invite with “it’s a date! ❤️”

How long until we start hearing “you know, the swastika was originally a symbol of peace”

I hate that Caitlin Clark is entering the Tom Brady sphere (her hardcore fans are so fucking aggravating that I’m liking her less as a result even though she’s amazing)

Starting next year, the WNBA needs to stop putting all their games on the same nights and spread it out more (especially since my daughter decided she’s a Fever fan and is wisely backing off from my Wings).

altnps being the 11th most followed account on here is one of the worst things anyone has said about bluesky

Horrible way to announce Half-Life 3

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

If you get really anxious about how good your baked ziti actually is, is it impasta syndrome

Been loving Outer Wilds but dear god the game grinds to a halt at dark bramble. Really a sour note for an otherwise great experience.

Trump Mobile? Sorry, I was just waking up in my Barack Bed™ and slipping on my Biden Bathrobe™, let me make a Kamala Coffee™ and get back to you on this obviously very normal thing.

Thinking of making a “metroidvania” that’s like, a card game or something, but then insist that it’s a metroidvania *thematically* (silent armored female protagonist hunting down an alien Dracula)

these people need help! professional help! not international television exposure!

And I swear I never see them say anything about trees or cliffs or other cool park stuff

Oh what could’ve been

Are mediums who want to be inspirational to other mediums ever like “welcome to my dead talk?”

No kings.

I’m not kidding when I say I just saw some guy on a news station’s Facebook comments blame last night’s shooting on Wait for it Hillary Clinton

Wake up > coffee > play with kids > read about the worst shit ever > eat breakfast > play with kids more > read about more of the worst shit ever > another cup of coffee

This is a distraction [dies in nuclear war].

Writing a pitch for a POV video series where stuff gets smashed called Meet the Press

"Slowly, gradually, the Playdate has evolved into something more like a large-scale, collaborative, physical version of UFO 50. It’s an alternate history Game Boy with dozens upon dozens of genuinely great games." 👍 pushtotalk.gg/p/how-much-game-can-you-fit-in-27-inches

Update: I guess I like Tool now too?

Started playing Outer Wilds lately (for the first time) and dear god I love it. It’s so totally my shit.

1. I can always tell when someone uses generative AI to make something a human could have done better 2. The fact that these things look like shit 100% of the time doesn’t make any of this seem worthwhile

I grew up in an era where it was cool and fun that you could chat with people on the internet, and over time we took that for granted and even the fun parts turned into constant hustles for way too many people

The world should be grateful I don’t do crossover fanfic, or you’d have to deal with quotes like “This fucking SAURON guy’s a real dick” from a guy named Bill Burr Baggins

I can’t remember what my wife did for the peanut sauce in this one, but it was restaurant quality stuff. Most fun dishes to make on the flat top.

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Tripped my way onto Twitter and immediately was flooded with extremely slanted and false propaganda about the “democratic rioters” in LA. Get the fuck off that website if you’re still on it.

Listen, since she’s an astronaut, and I believe that we should always listen to the scientific community—

Good morning, what fresh horrors await us today?

It won't be a robot uprising. It will simply choke the planet to death.