Profile avatar
miketalonnyc.bsky.social
Professional Nerd - have been known to do security things. Partly Cloudy. Work from home astronaut. Posts are my own and don't represent anyone but me (and that's probably a good thing).
1,137 posts 203 followers 128 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 24 Comments 26

How much?

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Otherwise known as "how to get elected US President"

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Imma just say it, Elon would have hurled Tuvix into the transporter without a second though 30 seconds after he arrived.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Well, I'm sure the intelligence community at the Pentagon didn't really need all those people...

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

@darkreading.bsky.social ‘s choice of images to accompany their news stories are always <chef’s kiss> www.darkreading.com/threat-intel...

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

📸 frittythekitty

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

President Space Karen is now focusing on the department of education. Also on the German election Pretty much everything except his own businesses.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

White spys in the middle east or Africa won't raise any suspicions at all.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms theonion.com/trump-u...

submitted 21 hours ago • 68 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tomorrow in the NYT: I voted for Donald Trump because I hate the people he hates and wanted to see them suffer. Now that I am suffering, why can’t you find it in your heart to be sympathetic? RUDE

submitted 1 day ago • 57 comments

The first wave of White House-ordered firings at the FAA included employees who play key roles in the safety of air travel — despite the Trump admin’s assurances that no “critical” staff was axed. “Air traffic controllers cannot do their work without us,” one former employee told us.

submitted 23 hours ago • 32 comments

Space Karen: "Young men who don't know each other are fighting and dying for old men who know each other." Yes, Elon, that's the definition of a war. I'm glad you see that it is a war, and not ... whatever the hell you think we're all thinking it is.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I had better be backed up somewhere - there are regulations about that. It won't be publicly accessible, but data retention regs exist.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

“Musk's own companies have been promised or awarded nearly $21 billion by the U.S. government since 2008.” Make sure all your doge-loving drunk uncles read that number

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Here’s how many billions Elon Musk’s companies are making from U.S. taxpayers

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Working on my screenplay.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I mean, I know it's The Onion, but this is EXACTLY the kind of bullshit he'd pull.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Eric Adams Appoints Deputy Patsy For All Future Corruption Probes theonion.com/eric-ad...

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

The daily life of Chocolate, station master of Uzen-Komatsu Station in Japan.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment