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the president wants to reopen alcatraz because he’s an old man with dementia who is mentally frozen in the 1970s and 80s. he’s not trying to distract you, his brain is just full of holes

The “system matters/system don’t matter” discourse in TTRPGs always struck me as deeply annoying because it turns out, uh, telling stories is actually a skill that you need to develop, that’s why bards were prized and novelists take training - mechanics exist to help you, a schmuck, tell stories

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

you know what i really want? leftistly? like a time when there was no birth control. leftistly. a time when there were no vaccines. leftistly. a time when when you got sick you just died. a time when women spent half their adult life nursing or pregnant LEFTISTLY WHY ARE YOU GETTING MAD AT M

someone tell alex thompson that he has a great chance to cover a president in mental decline if he wants to take it

REFORM is right there and everyone knows what it means but online decided to cosplay marxism and here we are

Give us Daggerfall Remastered you cowards!!

I have yet to see serious evidence of cognitive decline with Biden that couldn't be described as "octogenarian who doesn't get enough rest." The same is true of Trump, frankly. But only one of them has been treated by Beltway journalists as a book-worthy scandal & journalistic failure

“i want tony the tiger to gla—“ *phone violently ripped out of my hands by my family*

“Hmm, I wonder why the ground looks green?” “Oh!” 🤯

David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir

movie u have watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode no star wars star trek or LOTR)

Are you all prepared to receive an interesting new form of trauma from cybersecurity obsessed reddit nerds talking about dating?

Screaming at these people works. They’re fundamentally wimps, we just have to actually DO the screaming instead of preemptively admitting defeat. I am talking about my fellow Americans, not the Democrats. We actually need to scream, gang, not just complain that Schumer isn’t.

This edit was sitting in my brain for years.

*At Bluesky restaurant with friend* ME: Happy birthday, dude. *Stranger in next booth whips around* STRANGER: Birthday?? People are dyinggg!!!

I've complained about this a hundred times before but it is fucking galling how the media and economic establishment who spent four years trying to will a recession into existence under Biden are now desperately trying to reassure everyone that there won't be a recession under Trump.

Hope the new pope is ripped

The anti-trans ideologues are best described as an end times cult who are waiting for someone else's end times; ours. And because we didn't simply go away, they're madder than they've ever been. The friends and loved ones they've alienated aren't groveling for forgiveness like they expected.

The correct response to anything Graham Linehan posts is always “I sleep in a big bed with my wife”