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mikeyalmeida.bsky.social
princess of many things đź“Ťbrooklyn, ny
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i have one bump and i’m like america neeeeds to see my butthole

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

oops i slipped

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

period like just let me shoplift

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

@jaris.bsky.social

submitted 46 days ago • 7 comments

i adore to be naked w my friends

submitted 54 days ago • 4 comments

jewel sparklez!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

my right airpod just committed seppuku (fell into the gap between the elevator and the floor)

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

cousin walk o clock!

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

i do not play about being so cozy

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

the real mugshot

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments

i thought the way the men talked in the substance was kinda crazy and farfetched and then i looked at y’all’s tweets on here and it’s like no yeah that’s about right, 99% of guy thoughts are just AWOOGA

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

ass up between sets on the leg curl machine, but in a purely lazy princessy way

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

daniel craig and josh o’connor… i will be throwing ropes most tennisly

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment