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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 32 days ago • 201 comments

i'm also coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine, i just didn't write a whole song about it

submitted 42 days ago • 24 comments

Bad news, Radiohead fans. The band has finally revealed what country “The National Anthem” is the national anthem of: Loserville

submitted 44 days ago • 27 comments

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

submitted 438 days ago • 43 comments

Angels: fake Dragons: Real but extinct Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered. Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening. Bigfoot: fake and extinct

submitted 71 days ago • 69 comments

Like I get why someone would say “Hey the guy had kids, think about them when you’re celebrating the man’s death” but I gotta say if my dad died and tons of strangers THRILLED about it I think I’d be a little curious as to why and if I already knew why maybe I wouldn’t think my dad was so great?

submitted 84 days ago • 96 comments

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

submitted 94 days ago • 39 comments

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

submitted 95 days ago • 899 comments

Look, do I regret betraying my siblings? Sure. Would I do it again for the great taste of Turkish delight? Of course I would

submitted 99 days ago • 28 comments

i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.

submitted 101 days ago • 51 comments

Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil

submitted 100 days ago • 95 comments

doctor: you are sad. the B-52s are performing tonight. go see them, they will cheer you up fred schneider: but DOCTOR

submitted 100 days ago • 12 comments

The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this

submitted 100 days ago • 90 comments

Might be basic, but this guy gets me.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

“skeets” ❌ “tweets” ❌ “posts” ❌ “slunts” ✅ ✅ ✅

submitted 101 days ago • 218 comments

Here's the thing - resisting fascism and totalitarianism isn't a binary switch. Some people *will* choose to take great personal risk, and some people will suffer for it. Not everyone *has* to take that much risk in order to resist. But you should decide in advance what risk you can tolerate.

submitted 101 days ago • 13 comments

Thinking of getting someone off fiverr to follow me round in the role of a sort of scheming vizier. They can say stuff like “of course, you know best,” before pausing for long enough that I bark “out with it then!”, and then they go “perhaps if I may…” Shit like that. Six dollars an hour.

submitted 102 days ago • 29 comments

*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem?

submitted 104 days ago • 125 comments

Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold. Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.

submitted 523 days ago • 47 comments

man on the one hand I want to have a vibrant social life full of thrilling events with varied and fascinating people and on the other hand it is Saturday night and I want to watch murder she wrote and go to bed at 9 pm

submitted 522 days ago • 19 comments

a radioactive supervillain named H.R. Geiger would have been a great Venture Bros character

submitted 523 days ago • 1 comment