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mikeynotmike.bsky.social
vote. don't be an asshole. I tweet about what I see, dogs, wine, Georgia Football, and men. Houston.
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miss them so much

submitted 20 hours ago • 8 comments

When I watched my "White Lotus" season and this shot came up, I was so busy laughing at Patrick Schwarzenegger CLEARLY being stylized to look like his dad in "Terminator" that I missed that the kids are Mizaru/Kikazaru/Iwazaru - the See/Hear/Speak No Evil Monkeys.

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

Lachlan to Sexton right before their first time

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The answer to how long we would have to wait to see peen on White Lotus was about 30 mins lol

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I get reskeeted it’s like a lil kiss on the cheek

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

So excited to welcome this awesome little pup into our family. Happy Gotcha Day, Max!!! He is so sweet, goofy and playful. Nala is so in love with her new brother and she was ready for a playmate. Todd and I are smitten with this little cutie. @tarhtx.bsky.social

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I can't help but think: what a damn waste of an all-inclusive food and drink sitch.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Get promoted to the afterlife!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I’m begging people to self-flag their nudes on here. Don’t make me unfollow you.

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

Oof, don't look at the stock market today. Brutal. Only good thing is my 401k contribution goes in today, so i'll get some shares of funds for cheap. 🤷🏻‍♂️

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope some of these countries target Teslas and anything used at Mar A Lago for tariffs.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

–– if all you do is post and repost about the news i will probably mute or unfollow you! this is my happy place. keep it light and stupid and sexy please

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

I was searching for new pet insurance, so naturally my IG ads were totally that. Not very fun. So I searched for men's underwear and now everything is right and good again.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

You don't need to buy a knife set. Buy a few really good knives, use them, add over time.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Kansas is grappling with what state health officials say is one of the largest tuberculosis outbreaks there since the 1950s, one that has infected dozens of people.

submitted 24 days ago • 99 comments

Yay! The Night Agent S2 is out! And Leo Woodall in Prime Target. 🤤

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I did my civic duty today* *went to Costco

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Here is Nala. Enjoy.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Taylor Zakhar Perez as a new global Brand Ambassador Lacoste underwear. 🔗: youtube.com/watch?v=z8uq...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments